Genius much?

[breakorbury_]

• I burnt my finger while using the oven today
• Acted like I didn't (burn it) because my dad was in the kitchen and I was afraid he'd nag
• I have no burn cream/lotion to apply
• It hurt like crap, still hurts like crap despite the mini accident happening 3h ago

I can't even microwave food without hurting myself. I'm a genius I swear.

And no, I'm not doing so good. Not at all. Not that it matters, since when has it ever?