Feb 07, 2011 16:17
[Spike knows it's a flood, and he's not particularly happy about it. Still, so far he doesn't seem to be affected, as far as he can tell. He's sitting on his bed, smoking, and not looking at the camera, though he knows it's on.]
A flood again? That's bloody brilliant, mates.
What's this one, then? Not musical, thank God.
Guess I'll just watch and see when it abates.
[He glances over at the camera.]
Have people noticed anything that's odd?
The Barge can get so hellishly insane.
With floods and ports, and strange dimensions, right?
The Admiral must like how we curse his name.
How long till he drives vamps with souls to bite?
[He shakes his head, smiling a bit.]
Don't be alarmed, I'm nowhere near that place.
But who can know what horrors next we face?
[ooc: Spike's power, which he cannot turn off, is to speak in perfect iambic pentameter. He shall be answering in rhyming couplets, sonnets, quatrains, whatever I feel like. Also, he hasn't noticed anything amiss himself.]
anarchy in the uk,
unholy creature of the night,
shouting aimlessly,
the big bad,
rebel without a cause,
*edward sexby,
weird stuff happens,
love's bitch,
worse than his inmate,
spike's secretly pretty smart,
you always hurt the one you love,
*elphaba thropp,
bloody unlucky,
bloody stupid floods,
*stephanie brown,
!tlv,
i don't brood,
no more bloody singing,
now's the time for something heroic,
vampire with soul,
*arthas menethil,
bloody awful poetry,
cup of eternal mountain dew,
#video,
i killed my mum twice,
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