First: What the hell?

[breakmy_stride]

Okay, somebody told me this thing was a "computer" and I'm supposed to be able to talk to people with it. Like a telephone and a typewriter, I think.

...somebody told me this is Manhattan, and I still don't believe it.

But if it is, does anyone know how to get back to the mainland? I need to go check in with the Order although Sister Kate's gonna

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[megane_mode]

A gun? You look like a demon hunter, is prayer not cutting it anymore?

[breakmy_stride]

Yeah, a gun. Who the hell tries to kill demons with prayer?

...how would you know about that anyways?

[megane_mode]

I read it in a comic book! Something about the 'power of love and goodness' and all that.

[breakmy_stride]

Yeah, well, "the power of love and goodness," is great, but I'd rather have my Colt.

...and you'd believe something you read in a comic book.

[megane_mode]

Mmn, that's right.

[breakmy_stride]

...you have got to be kidding me.

[megane_mode]

It's the best way to research about humans and their heroes! They print this crap like confetti, all of their secrets and weaknesses are exposed for all demons to see!

[breakmy_stride]

Research, huh? Ever tried a dictionary?

[megane_mode]

I know what a hero is. I had to find out how to become one.

[breakmy_stride]

Encyclopedia, then.

[megane_mode]

...

Super Hero A- ... Jii gave me those comic books. I wasn't going to waste them. It didn't really matter in the end, I found a life specimen.

[breakmy_stride]

It's a nice present, but it's not research.

...you what?

[megane_mode]

...I have a live specimen. Almaz, he's my underling. Some human boy who said he was a hero, so I kidnapped him.

Sure, I have another live specimen now, but he's still my underling!

[breakmy_stride]

...live specimen.

...live specimen.

As in, science. Experiments. That stuff.

[megane_mode]

That's right. I take notes, make them strip down, poke them, prod them, sometimes put a drill to their head. I'm trying to see if I can install headlights to this one Hero I have back home.

...That bastard, he better not think of running away while I'm here! He's mine for all eternity!

[breakmy_stride]

...headlights. Like on a car.

You're insane!

Hell, I'd leave the first chance I got, and I sure wouldn't blame him if he did either.