MoRnInG!!_ the drag and lez

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"Good Morning!" she said to the strange person lying next to her.She paused for a minute realizing that she didnt have a boyfriend and that she would never date a guy who looked like that. She asked in embarassment what heppened the night before. With a smirk on his face he said," we went out and you bougth me some drinks, and then . . . . well look at us now." he chuckled. her stomach just fell to her pelvis. She excused herself to the bathroom. she sat in there thinking .* oh no i am a lesbian * she was so confused how could i have done that i must have been so wasted that i didnt realize it was a guy. Then in the corner of her eye she saw a wig it was a long haired wig with the bright color of pink, a hot pink. she was wondering why when she looked at him he had make up on his face . . . she asked "what do you have a wig for?" he said "I am the best drag queeen there is in the city denver!"
*This womens name is susan and she looks like a guy she is the biggest Dike in the city of Denver*
She said "do you realize that i am a chik?" he scream with the biggest girly schreech. He jumped out of bed and got his wig and clothes and went home and took 235 showers in shock and never drank again. same with the dike except she took 298 showers and her 4 year girlfriend broke up with her because she smelt man in the bed. the dike stopped drinking and never did ecstacy ever aain. That was the ultimate lesson to not get wasted or do major drugs.

* Before you want to go and get totally wasted think if this sad but NOT true story*