Latin Phrases for those who have too much free time on their hands.

Sep 19, 2004 12:16

Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.
-beware of the man with the tofu burrito in his toga.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
-I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Furnulum pani nolo.
-I don't want a toaster.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
-I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
-May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum.
-Always wear underwear on your head.

Ecce potestas casei
-Behold the power of cheese.

Flocci non facio.
-I don't give a damn.

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes.
-If you can read this, you are overeducated.

Me dilectissima! Farrago thunni!
-My favorite! Tuna noodle casserole!
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