Sep 19, 2004 12:16
Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.
-beware of the man with the tofu burrito in his toga.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
-I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Furnulum pani nolo.
-I don't want a toaster.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
-I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
-May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum.
-Always wear underwear on your head.
Ecce potestas casei
-Behold the power of cheese.
Flocci non facio.
-I don't give a damn.
Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes.
-If you can read this, you are overeducated.
Me dilectissima! Farrago thunni!
-My favorite! Tuna noodle casserole!