Poke Fly Lie
To the manufacturers of those loveable, witty mirrors on society, and embodiment of all that is Oriental in the Western world, the fortune cookie:
Please find enclosed a list of fortunes that may not be either (a)enlightening, or (b)pleasant to read.
1. Do you really expect a cookie to tell the future?
2. Eat fortune cookie. Play again.
3. At least you're not dead.
4. Look behind you!
5. This product may contain peanuts, or be processed in a facility handling peanuts.
6. That wasn't chicken.
7. Racecar is the same spelled forwards and backwards.
8. Pay your bills, or your mother will be angry.
9. You will have good fortune. Dine at Silver Moon again!
10. The Apocalypse is coming. You have good chance of finding true love today!
Thank you.
Respectfully,
Kurt Jergensen
Please find enclosed a list of fortunes that may not be either (a)enlightening, or (b)pleasant to read.
1. Do you really expect a cookie to tell the future?
2. Eat fortune cookie. Play again.
3. At least you're not dead.
4. Look behind you!
5. This product may contain peanuts, or be processed in a facility handling peanuts.
6. That wasn't chicken.
7. Racecar is the same spelled forwards and backwards.
8. Pay your bills, or your mother will be angry.
9. You will have good fortune. Dine at Silver Moon again!
10. The Apocalypse is coming. You have good chance of finding true love today!
Thank you.
Respectfully,
Kurt Jergensen