Also, meme (not in Shyriiwook)

[bre_the_writer]

Stolen from orangenoslide, purpleyedemon, and saturnsmelody17 at various points over the last week or so.

If I were a month, I'd be November.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Thursday.
If I were a time of the day, I'd be dawn or dusk.
If I were a planet, I'd be PLUTO, dammit!
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a sea otter.
If I were a direction, I'd be Northwest.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be an ottoman.
If I were a liquid, I'd be water.
If I were a tree, I'd be a weeping willow.
If I were a flower, I'd be a yellow rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be bagpipes.
If I were a color, I'd be Confederate grey.
If I were an emotion, I'd be nervousness.
If I were a fruit, I'd be a Clementine.
If I were a sound, I'd be a blort.
If I were an element, I'd be Water.
If I were a food, I'd be macaroni and cheese.
If I were a piece of jewelry, I'd be a support ribbon.
If I were a place, I'd be a library.
If I were a body part, I'd be a big toe.
If I were an expression, I'd be a shy half-smile.
If I were a song, I'd be Defying Gravity.