For serious, people?
This music makes me gay. Or so says CRAZY RELIGIOUS SHEEP PEOPLE!
Seriously, this person makes me glad I'm not religious, I'd be embarrassed. I'd be like, "Really, dude. You sound like an assclown." *points* "You = assclownage."
I'm gonna go make out with some chicks, maybe get a little gay love in, you know, because the music told me to.
And OMG! I thought it said 'God Hates Fangs!' instead of 'God Hates Fags!'. I was like, TRUE BLOOD!! *lol* When does that start exactly? *runs to find out*
***
Yakked from evilfuckinbitch.
These are the rules (and no cheating!):
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? - no
Been arrested? - no
Kissed someone you didn't like? - yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - no
Fallen asleep at work/school? - yes
Held a snake? - yes
Ran a red light? - yes
Been suspended from school? - no
Experienced love at first sight? - no
Totaled your car in an accident? - no
Been fired from a job? - no
Fired somebody? - no
Sung karaoke? - no
Pointed a gun at someone? - no
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? - no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yes
Kissed in the rain? - yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - no
Saw someone die? - no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - no
Smoked a cigar? - no
Sat on a rooftop? - yes
Smuggled something into another country? - no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - yes
Broken a bone? - no
Skipped school? - yes
Eaten a bug? - yes
Sleepwalked? - no
Walked on a moonlit beach? - no
Ridden a motorcycle? - no
Dumped someone? - yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - no
Lied to avoid a ticket? - yes
Ridden in a helicopter? - no
Shaved your head? - no
Blacked out from drinking? - yes
Played a prank on someone? - yes
Hit a home run? - no
Felt like killing someone? - yes
Cross-dressed? - no
Been falling-down drunk? - yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - yes
Eaten snake? - no
Marched/Protested? - yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - no
Puked on an amusement ride? - no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - yes
Been in a band? - no
Knitted? - no
Been on TV? - no
Shot a gun? - yes
Skinny-dipped? - no
Given someone stitches? - no
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? - no
Ridden a surfboard? - no
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - yes
Had surgery? - yes
Streaked? - no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - no
Tripped on mushrooms? - no
Passed out when NOT drinking? - yes
Peed on a bush? - yes
Donated Blood? - no
Grabbed electric fence? no
Eaten alligator meat? - no
Eaten cheesecake? - yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - no
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - no
Peed your pants in public? - yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? - yes
Written graffiti? - no
Still love someone you shouldn't? - yes
Think about the future? - yes
Been in handcuffs? - yes
Believe in love? - yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - yes
***
Look at werewolf!Jacob! *squee*
Seriously, this person makes me glad I'm not religious, I'd be embarrassed. I'd be like, "Really, dude. You sound like an assclown." *points* "You = assclownage."
I'm gonna go make out with some chicks, maybe get a little gay love in, you know, because the music told me to.
And OMG! I thought it said 'God Hates Fangs!' instead of 'God Hates Fags!'. I was like, TRUE BLOOD!! *lol* When does that start exactly? *runs to find out*
***
Yakked from evilfuckinbitch.
These are the rules (and no cheating!):
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? - no
Been arrested? - no
Kissed someone you didn't like? - yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - no
Fallen asleep at work/school? - yes
Held a snake? - yes
Ran a red light? - yes
Been suspended from school? - no
Experienced love at first sight? - no
Totaled your car in an accident? - no
Been fired from a job? - no
Fired somebody? - no
Sung karaoke? - no
Pointed a gun at someone? - no
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? - no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yes
Kissed in the rain? - yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - no
Saw someone die? - no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - no
Smoked a cigar? - no
Sat on a rooftop? - yes
Smuggled something into another country? - no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - yes
Broken a bone? - no
Skipped school? - yes
Eaten a bug? - yes
Sleepwalked? - no
Walked on a moonlit beach? - no
Ridden a motorcycle? - no
Dumped someone? - yes
Forgotten your anniversary? - no
Lied to avoid a ticket? - yes
Ridden in a helicopter? - no
Shaved your head? - no
Blacked out from drinking? - yes
Played a prank on someone? - yes
Hit a home run? - no
Felt like killing someone? - yes
Cross-dressed? - no
Been falling-down drunk? - yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - yes
Eaten snake? - no
Marched/Protested? - yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - no
Puked on an amusement ride? - no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - yes
Been in a band? - no
Knitted? - no
Been on TV? - no
Shot a gun? - yes
Skinny-dipped? - no
Given someone stitches? - no
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? - no
Ridden a surfboard? - no
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - yes
Had surgery? - yes
Streaked? - no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - no
Tripped on mushrooms? - no
Passed out when NOT drinking? - yes
Peed on a bush? - yes
Donated Blood? - no
Grabbed electric fence? no
Eaten alligator meat? - no
Eaten cheesecake? - yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - no
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - no
Peed your pants in public? - yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? - yes
Written graffiti? - no
Still love someone you shouldn't? - yes
Think about the future? - yes
Been in handcuffs? - yes
Believe in love? - yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - yes
***
Look at werewolf!Jacob! *squee*