Fic Recs!
First! Randomness!
Name-calling rules. Like, rules countries, it's amazing. *har har*
Honey-Nut Cheerios have a hideout in my room.
I have weird black smudges on me. From what? *insert shrug*
I have a crush on a magazine.
And for the Twilight fic recs. And this does count as a real post, it does, it does!
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed and ladyakako
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody. (Bella/Edward, M)
--> So... yeah. This has to be the best parody, like... ever. I almost choked on my Cheerios from laughing so hard, and then I coughed a lot, but it was so freaking funny, and just fucking read it, I can't talk... or, type, whatever. Just keep in mind, it completely mocks everything that we indulge in in this fabulous Twilight fandom of ours. *huggles fandom*
Escape Into You by adair7
Two teens with dark secrets and hidden pasts find each other in the small town of Forks, Washington and try to unravel the mysteries in each other, each one searching for peace and a reason to be whole again. All human. AU. (Bella/Edward, M)
--> So, yeah. This is another compelling human story that has a different spin on the Twilight books, but it's quite an interesting read, you really get into the characters and I can't wait to get some Bella/Edward interaction in this one, just can't wait. I might write it myself and then laugh when... wow, I babble. But you should definitely read this.
Echoes of an Enigma by moon.witche
After being sent to live with her Dad, Bella Swan encounters a family of mysterious individuals whom she finds herself drawn to. In her attempt to uncover the truth about the Cullens she finds the she is connected to their past and their future. AU/AH (Bella/Edward, M)
--> Okay, I am addicted to this, as I am with almost all and every, but this one has such a fantastically neat spin on it and all the dang mystery surrounding this neat spin makes you want to pull your hair out - in a good way! Nicely written, with an original plot, so read, please.
Love Among The Stacks by Anuddaone and Acireamos
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons! (Bella/Edward, M)
--> LOL - that's all. And I always crack my ass up when I read the word 'lemons'. It's just... *snort* So funny! It's a cute little porno, with some lovely dancing-around-the-bush, not literally, though, because that would be an awkward dance in the beginning for both our main characters, but read it.
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun... (Bella/Edward, M)
--> OMG SO FAREAKING FUNNY! Yes, it's that good, it's just ridiculous beyond belief but the parallels to 'Twilight' are so good and Edward and little Eddie are... they're a great team, that Edward and his penis.
Dangerous Affections by everwondering
Edward Cullen is beyond charming, the perfect gentleman, and quite possibly the most handsome man on the face of the planet. He also has a deadly secret; he’s a highly trained assassin. What happens when, on a trip home to visit his family, he crosses paths with the beautiful yet shy Bella Swan, a woman who turns out to be his newest target? (Bella/Edward, M)
--> Alright, when I first read the summary, I was thinking, 'O.M.G. laaaaammmeeerrr', but it's really not. It's actually pretty neat-o, the plot and the characters and the writing is surprisingly captivating. Definitely worth the read.
Lazy Sunday by manyafandom
On a lazy Sunday Bella discovers some interesting reading material, Edward is intrigued by her reaction to it. Smut filled one-shot. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Lemons. AU-All Human. (Bella/Edward, M (as is 'NC-17' wasn't enough, why do I add this in? Because I'm a trained monkey... And look! *points* Lemons! That crazy manga!))
--> Don't you ever, you know, get the feeling where you're like, I gots to read some pron, yo! Well, this is very porn happy, read the porn and love it. 'Nuff said (about my love for the stick and the hole).
Remember the old days where I was like, "Wow, I totally can't read anything without any good characterization, like the books, you know?" (imagine an accent, can be any accent, but accented somehow) and now I'm all, toss that shite out the window, let's read some OOC fun! Silly me.
Name-calling rules. Like, rules countries, it's amazing. *har har*
Honey-Nut Cheerios have a hideout in my room.
I have weird black smudges on me. From what? *insert shrug*
I have a crush on a magazine.
And for the Twilight fic recs. And this does count as a real post, it does, it does!
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed and ladyakako
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody. (Bella/Edward, M)
--> So... yeah. This has to be the best parody, like... ever. I almost choked on my Cheerios from laughing so hard, and then I coughed a lot, but it was so freaking funny, and just fucking read it, I can't talk... or, type, whatever. Just keep in mind, it completely mocks everything that we indulge in in this fabulous Twilight fandom of ours. *huggles fandom*
Escape Into You by adair7
Two teens with dark secrets and hidden pasts find each other in the small town of Forks, Washington and try to unravel the mysteries in each other, each one searching for peace and a reason to be whole again. All human. AU. (Bella/Edward, M)
--> So, yeah. This is another compelling human story that has a different spin on the Twilight books, but it's quite an interesting read, you really get into the characters and I can't wait to get some Bella/Edward interaction in this one, just can't wait. I might write it myself and then laugh when... wow, I babble. But you should definitely read this.
Echoes of an Enigma by moon.witche
After being sent to live with her Dad, Bella Swan encounters a family of mysterious individuals whom she finds herself drawn to. In her attempt to uncover the truth about the Cullens she finds the she is connected to their past and their future. AU/AH (Bella/Edward, M)
--> Okay, I am addicted to this, as I am with almost all and every, but this one has such a fantastically neat spin on it and all the dang mystery surrounding this neat spin makes you want to pull your hair out - in a good way! Nicely written, with an original plot, so read, please.
Love Among The Stacks by Anuddaone and Acireamos
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons! (Bella/Edward, M)
--> LOL - that's all. And I always crack my ass up when I read the word 'lemons'. It's just... *snort* So funny! It's a cute little porno, with some lovely dancing-around-the-bush, not literally, though, because that would be an awkward dance in the beginning for both our main characters, but read it.
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun... (Bella/Edward, M)
--> OMG SO FAREAKING FUNNY! Yes, it's that good, it's just ridiculous beyond belief but the parallels to 'Twilight' are so good and Edward and little Eddie are... they're a great team, that Edward and his penis.
Dangerous Affections by everwondering
Edward Cullen is beyond charming, the perfect gentleman, and quite possibly the most handsome man on the face of the planet. He also has a deadly secret; he’s a highly trained assassin. What happens when, on a trip home to visit his family, he crosses paths with the beautiful yet shy Bella Swan, a woman who turns out to be his newest target? (Bella/Edward, M)
--> Alright, when I first read the summary, I was thinking, 'O.M.G. laaaaammmeeerrr', but it's really not. It's actually pretty neat-o, the plot and the characters and the writing is surprisingly captivating. Definitely worth the read.
Lazy Sunday by manyafandom
On a lazy Sunday Bella discovers some interesting reading material, Edward is intrigued by her reaction to it. Smut filled one-shot. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Lemons. AU-All Human. (Bella/Edward, M (as is 'NC-17' wasn't enough, why do I add this in? Because I'm a trained monkey... And look! *points* Lemons! That crazy manga!))
--> Don't you ever, you know, get the feeling where you're like, I gots to read some pron, yo! Well, this is very porn happy, read the porn and love it. 'Nuff said (about my love for the stick and the hole).
Remember the old days where I was like, "Wow, I totally can't read anything without any good characterization, like the books, you know?" (imagine an accent, can be any accent, but accented somehow) and now I'm all, toss that shite out the window, let's read some OOC fun! Silly me.