101 Ways Life Is Not Fair
This is something I put together some time ago. It's rather long, so I'll be nice and lj-cut it.
1. When some people can do soemthing and get away with it and you can't
2. When you work twice as hard, yet get half the credit.
3. When you love someone, but they do not love you
4. When you get hit first, yet are blamed for the fight.
5. When you care so much for someone, but they blow you off.
6. When you best friend betrays you.
7. The existence of winners and losers.
8. When what doesn't kill you still hurts you or even makes you weaker.
9. The existence of love.
10. When every time you try to do something right, it blows up in your face.
11. When someone lies to you to make you feel better, and you find out they lied.
12. When you realize that generosity is not always the way.
13. When you smile to someone and they do not smile back.
14. When you want something but can't have it.
15. When you realize that you haven't done anything for the world.
16. When you lose the one you love the most.
17. When people talk about you but you don't talk about them.
18. When you ask to be alone and your wish is granted.
19. When the truth hurts.
20. When your reality check turns up empty.
21. When the grass is greener on the other side.
22. When people don't try to put the shoe on the other foot.
23. When something works for someone else, but not for you.
24. When the pieces of the puzzle do not go together.
25. When you respect someone who has no respect for you.
26. When the music plays louder when you try to speak.
27. When your decisions rely on a coin flip.
28. When you want to talk, but have no one to talk to.
29. When you keep fishing with the wrong lure.
30. When you are accused of something you didn't do.
31. When your message is interpreted incorrectly.
32. When someone doesn't realize when you are hurt.
33. When you are bored.
34. When life becomes a card game.
35. When the key never fits.
36. When you know about something you are not supposed to know about.
37. When the battery goes dead.
38. When the engine just won't start back up.
39. When you try your best yet you don't succeed.
40. When no matter what you do you are never good enough.
41. When you play Mr. Nice Guy too long.
42. When you let people run over you.
43. When the instrument is always out of tune.
44. When you always shoot blanks.
45. When your CD player stops playing.
46. When someone is gone before you have a chance to tell them how you feel.
47. When people laugh at you because of who you are.
48. When the curse is the cure.
49. When you bounce a ball but it's flat.
50. When you are sick and no one cares.
51. When you are healed but no one notices.
52. When people only notice you for the things you do for them.
53. When things never go your way.
54. When your gold turns your skin green.
55. When the door slams in your face.
56. When opportunity comes to everyone around you, but never comes to you.
57. When you are the smart one, yet are called dumb.
58. When you are late for class and your jeans are not dry.
59. When you are late for work and can't remember your combination.
60. When your shoes are too tight, and you can no longer dance.
61. When you are thirsty and there is no water around.
62. When the bread falls butter side down.
63. When the cookie crumbles the wrong way every single time.
64. When everyone seems to speak a different language.
65. When the light bulb blows.
66. When the hat never fits.
67. When the picture always turns out blurry.
68. When the numbers won't add up.
69. When you never have a free day.
70. When the line is not straight.
71. When the only thing that can describe you is something negative.
72. When no matter how many times you read something, you never understand it.
73. When the sheets are not long enough.
74. When you start reading the end of the book of life before the beginning.
75. When the marker is always dry.
76. When your notebook is never big enough.
77. When you see through the wall.
78. When you meet the wall that you cannot climb over.
79. When the tape loses its stickiness.
80. When the pages of the book are too heavy to turn.
81. When you realize that some people never change.
82. When the power switch does not work.
83. When your mouse rolls off the mouse pad.
84. When every day is like the one before.
85. When someone changes your flag to a pirate's.
86. When the answer you are looking for is hidden.
87. When you click a link and it takes you someone different.
88. When one day you have the best day of your life, but the next is the worst.
89. When your fish is no where in the sea.
90. When your evidence does not back your argument.
91. When the remote stops working.
92. When your bucket of water springs a leak.
93. When you go back for something and it is no longer there.
94. When the door is too heavy for the doorstop.
95. When your calendar is shorter than others'.
96. When your lesson learned is the wrong lesson.
97. When you are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
98. When one leg of your chair is uneven.
99. When your steak is not cooked as you thought you'd ordered it.
100. When there is not a word for what you are trying to say.
101. When your quote is not good enough.
1. When some people can do soemthing and get away with it and you can't
2. When you work twice as hard, yet get half the credit.
3. When you love someone, but they do not love you
4. When you get hit first, yet are blamed for the fight.
5. When you care so much for someone, but they blow you off.
6. When you best friend betrays you.
7. The existence of winners and losers.
8. When what doesn't kill you still hurts you or even makes you weaker.
9. The existence of love.
10. When every time you try to do something right, it blows up in your face.
11. When someone lies to you to make you feel better, and you find out they lied.
12. When you realize that generosity is not always the way.
13. When you smile to someone and they do not smile back.
14. When you want something but can't have it.
15. When you realize that you haven't done anything for the world.
16. When you lose the one you love the most.
17. When people talk about you but you don't talk about them.
18. When you ask to be alone and your wish is granted.
19. When the truth hurts.
20. When your reality check turns up empty.
21. When the grass is greener on the other side.
22. When people don't try to put the shoe on the other foot.
23. When something works for someone else, but not for you.
24. When the pieces of the puzzle do not go together.
25. When you respect someone who has no respect for you.
26. When the music plays louder when you try to speak.
27. When your decisions rely on a coin flip.
28. When you want to talk, but have no one to talk to.
29. When you keep fishing with the wrong lure.
30. When you are accused of something you didn't do.
31. When your message is interpreted incorrectly.
32. When someone doesn't realize when you are hurt.
33. When you are bored.
34. When life becomes a card game.
35. When the key never fits.
36. When you know about something you are not supposed to know about.
37. When the battery goes dead.
38. When the engine just won't start back up.
39. When you try your best yet you don't succeed.
40. When no matter what you do you are never good enough.
41. When you play Mr. Nice Guy too long.
42. When you let people run over you.
43. When the instrument is always out of tune.
44. When you always shoot blanks.
45. When your CD player stops playing.
46. When someone is gone before you have a chance to tell them how you feel.
47. When people laugh at you because of who you are.
48. When the curse is the cure.
49. When you bounce a ball but it's flat.
50. When you are sick and no one cares.
51. When you are healed but no one notices.
52. When people only notice you for the things you do for them.
53. When things never go your way.
54. When your gold turns your skin green.
55. When the door slams in your face.
56. When opportunity comes to everyone around you, but never comes to you.
57. When you are the smart one, yet are called dumb.
58. When you are late for class and your jeans are not dry.
59. When you are late for work and can't remember your combination.
60. When your shoes are too tight, and you can no longer dance.
61. When you are thirsty and there is no water around.
62. When the bread falls butter side down.
63. When the cookie crumbles the wrong way every single time.
64. When everyone seems to speak a different language.
65. When the light bulb blows.
66. When the hat never fits.
67. When the picture always turns out blurry.
68. When the numbers won't add up.
69. When you never have a free day.
70. When the line is not straight.
71. When the only thing that can describe you is something negative.
72. When no matter how many times you read something, you never understand it.
73. When the sheets are not long enough.
74. When you start reading the end of the book of life before the beginning.
75. When the marker is always dry.
76. When your notebook is never big enough.
77. When you see through the wall.
78. When you meet the wall that you cannot climb over.
79. When the tape loses its stickiness.
80. When the pages of the book are too heavy to turn.
81. When you realize that some people never change.
82. When the power switch does not work.
83. When your mouse rolls off the mouse pad.
84. When every day is like the one before.
85. When someone changes your flag to a pirate's.
86. When the answer you are looking for is hidden.
87. When you click a link and it takes you someone different.
88. When one day you have the best day of your life, but the next is the worst.
89. When your fish is no where in the sea.
90. When your evidence does not back your argument.
91. When the remote stops working.
92. When your bucket of water springs a leak.
93. When you go back for something and it is no longer there.
94. When the door is too heavy for the doorstop.
95. When your calendar is shorter than others'.
96. When your lesson learned is the wrong lesson.
97. When you are in the wrong place at the wrong time.
98. When one leg of your chair is uneven.
99. When your steak is not cooked as you thought you'd ordered it.
100. When there is not a word for what you are trying to say.
101. When your quote is not good enough.