"Second" [Audio]

[brbpouncingyou]

[[Hunter has been droned. His voice is sickly-sweet and incredibly innocent.]]

Gee, fellas. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to think that Mayfield isn't so safe anymore! I sure hope nobody else is going to get hurt, that'd be just horrid!

But I'm not gonna worry, because I know that Mister- whoops, silly me! Police Chief Grady is on

Comments

[goesnickersnack]

Well ain't you all cute now.

[brbpouncingyou]

Oh, miss Caroline, you're embarrassing me!

[goesnickersnack]

What's with this Miss Caroline bullshit? What're you tryin' t'pull, kid?

[brbpouncingyou]

Pulling? I'm not pulling anything. You gave me a rare compliment. So I felt flattered!

[goesnickersnack]

What'n fuck is wrong with you?!

[brbpouncingyou]

Tsk! Miss Caroline!

Swearing is very uncouth, and to a youth like me! I ought to report you to the police.

[goesnickersnack]

Fer what? Cursin'? Last time Ah checked, sayin' bad words weren't a crime.

lol icon keywords make me laugh.

[brbpouncingyou]

But it's very rude and out of place in a wonderful town like this.

...For all I know, you could be the real killer!

<3

[goesnickersnack]

............Ah wasn' even listed with the suspects, darlin'.

How'd ya make the jump from cursin' t'killin', huh?

[brbpouncingyou]

You're swearing at a young, impressionable man! No good mother in their right mind would do such a thing like that.

You could be going crazy for all I know.

[goesnickersnack]

Then you can go an' have a word with mah mom, then.

[brbpouncingyou]

Maybe I will!

What's gotten into you?!

[goesnickersnack]

What's gotten into you?!

[brbpouncingyou]

I'm perfectly fine. I'm in a perfect house in a perfect town in a perfect country.

[goesnickersnack]

Y'know what? Y'are. Yer in a perfect town.

[brbpouncingyou]

Yup! Don't you just love Mayfield?