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[brbpouncingyou]

[[Residents of the 949 Beulah Street household, or any surrounding houses for that matter, will probably hear angry shouting. For those of you who aren't nearby, you'll hear it over the phones as well.]]

...The fuck is this?!

[[Stomp stomp stompin' around the room, growling and generally being angry.]]Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is this

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[bluecapboy]

[Luke is extremely confused, also worried.]

M-Mr. Allan?!

[brbpouncingyou]

...

[[He's staring at the phone for a moment, then answering it.]]

...What?

[bluecapboy]

Mr. Allan, what happened?! Are you alright?!

[brbpouncingyou]

Who the hell is "Mister Allan?"

[[WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, LITTLE BOY.]]

[bluecapboy]

Um, that's you. You're Mr. Allan.

[WHAT IS GOING ON HERE D8]

[brbpouncingyou]

...Newsflash, kiddo?

I'm not Allan. I've never been named Allan. So I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[bluecapboy]

But that's what you told me to call you!

[brbpouncingyou]

But I've never met you before.

You're really starting to try my patience, kid. This isn't funny.

[bluecapboy]

Yes you have! I'm Luke, remember?!

strikes are mumbled

[brbpouncingyou]

Uh, no? I don't befriend humans. I eat them.

Oddly enough, I'm not hungry. For once.

1/??

[bluecapboy]

...

[He's thinking...]

2/??

[bluecapboy]

But...

3/??

[bluecapboy]

...

[Quietly, sounding kind of hurt] So you really don't remember...

Done

[bluecapboy]

You're in Mayfield. All of us were kidnapped and brought here.

[brbpouncingyou]

Mayfield? What kind of stupid name is that? Ugh.

...And why the hell would they kidnap someone like me? Doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense.

[bluecapboy]

It's supposed to be modeled off of some 50s American town. The town loops if you try to escape.

No, it doesn't make much sense. There doesn't seem to be any consistent reason behind the people they kidnap, it just...happens.