Seventeen [Audio + Action]

[brbpouncingyou]

[[If you're anywhere near 949 Beulah Street, you might notice that all of the top floor windows have been broken, and assorted things had been thrown out the window to shatter them. You can hear Allan rambling angrily about something, but nobody can be sure as to what he's really mad about. Not yet, anyway.

He throws a shoe at the wall, which

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[wrightlaw]

H-Hey, what's up? Did something happen?

[brbpouncingyou]

You know exactly what happened. You're all assholes.

[wrightlaw]

W-What!? No, I don't! Just yesterday you sounded fine.

[brbpouncingyou]

Don't keeping lying to me, Wright. Or I'll gut you like a fish.

Icon relevant because he's in disbelief

[wrightlaw]

I'm not lying. You wouldn't really hurt the people you care about, would you? Why are you lashing out?

[brbpouncingyou]

Because you're a lying sack of shit. Shut your fucking whore mouth.

[wrightlaw]

...Huh? When did I ever lie? I don't get it.

Look, I'm going to come over there and we can talk this out. Give me a second. Something's just not right here.

[He hangs up the phone, grabs his coat, leaves Maya's house and goes towards Allan's.]

[brbpouncingyou]

[[Allan's set his door back up.]]

[wrightlaw]

[He knocks on the door.]

[brbpouncingyou]

[[AND THE DOOR KNOCKS RIGHT BACK

or rather

just

slams into you y/n]]

[wrightlaw]

[Phoenix, meet door.]

What the--[POW. Phoenix goes flying back and lands in the grass, then pushes the door off and gets up, dusting himself off.]

Ow. That hurt.

[brbpouncingyou]

[[And Allan sticks his head out the door.]]

I'm going to kill you in three seconds.

[wrightlaw]

What is going on? You--

[And Phoenix notices the broken windows, other things are around him on the grass, and then he turns back to face Allan.]

...You've gone crazy, haven't you?

[brbpouncingyou]

Three.

[[He crouches down into a leaping position.]]

[wrightlaw]

[Oh hell, he's not kidding.

Phoenix HAULS ASS out of there. He'll just. Leave Allan alone for now.]