Sixteen [Audio]

[brbpouncingyou]

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[[Allan's a bit quiet. After having a slightly-traumatizing death, he's not really all that uppity or witty as usual. Just quiet.]]

Thanks for all the gifts, everyone.

[[But he has received gifts in the mail, from people, and from the town.

He's got his extra lung capacity back.]]

...So. Uh. Who's up for New Year's?

Comments

[goesnickersnack]

Ah don' see how anyone can bring themselves t'party trapped in a place like this, honest.

[brbpouncingyou]

It's not hard. I mean, I had my birthday a few weeks ago. And that was pretty fun.

[goesnickersnack]

...Ah ain't spendin' a single birthday here, nuh-uh.

[brbpouncingyou]

To be fair, I've forgotten my real birthday. So I just chose a date and went with that.

[goesnickersnack]

Really sorry t'here tha'...

[brbpouncingyou]

It's all good. I mean, I've forgotten everything else. Why be sad when you've forgotten what you were sad about?

[goesnickersnack]

Yeah, Ah guess. But forgettin' yer own birthday?

[She's twelve. Birthdays are serious business, shush.]

[brbpouncingyou]

I can't remember the more important things. Like my family, my age... and my name.

[goesnickersnack]

If ya don' mind mah askin', wha' are ya tha' ya don' 'member all'a those things?

[goesnickersnack]

If ya don' mind mah askin', wha' are ya tha' ya don' 'member all'a those things?

((If this comment shows up more than once, sorry! I'm fighting with the internet just to post it.))

it's coo' c:

[brbpouncingyou]

What am I that I don't remember all those things? What do you mean?

[goesnickersnack]

Like a ghost or somethin'! 'Cause mah parents an' Ah work with 'em all th' time an' they don' always 'member importan' stuff like birthdays an' names an'... an' stuff.

An' sometimes vampires are th' same, after they've been turned...

...Or Ah guess somethin' could'a jus' happened? Did t'a witch my mama knew; backfired spell an' all tha'.

Filter

[brbpouncingyou]

...

I'm a zombie. Not the undead kind, but the kind that is still alive and has more of a pathogenic infection than anything else. Enhanced speed, lung capacity, jumping ability, and claws. Highly contagious.

Mayfield's taken away all that, but given back practically everything. I don't eat people, I'm non-contagious, and I'm missing my horrible mouth.

That shed any light on anything?

Re: Filter

[goesnickersnack]

No' the undead kind? Whadda'ya mean, not the undead kind? Ain't all zombies undead?

Filter

[brbpouncingyou]

Not in my world. It was more like... super-rabies than anything else. With mutations.

Re: Filter

[goesnickersnack]

...Wha's th' point of bein' a zombie if ya ain't dead?