[Oh, Temari's wearing it to school. She's even showed up 5 minutes early to music class, leaning back on her chair with her feet up on the desk. She's just.. modified the uniform a little. Cut off most of the skirt and the shirt sleeves, spray painted her nice new leather shoes red, and 'forgot' to do up most of her shirt buttons.]
[ A glance. Itachi doesn't say anything. After all, he didn't mention a thing about the students not being able to modify them to their tastes. He had figured that Temari would find out the loophole--she was good at looking underneath things, finding out hidden undertones in rules.
Just because he was in Tyrannical Dictator Mode didn't mean he wouldn't at least allow some slack on the leash. Some. Besides, if she wanted to look like a whore whose base of operations was behind a 24 hour taco stand that reeked of grease and the cook's sweaty armpits, that was her choice. Hopefully she at least had the sense to charge more than 5 bucks for a handjob. Probably not. ]You're making it quite obvious that you're open for business after school, given your state of alteration on your uniform. I'll put a notice up on the bulletin board advertising your sex services for those who may be interested. Lots of lonely students and teachers here, you know. Especially the nerds smothered in pimples with bad breath and excessive body hair. And then we
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[ Itachi can't help but roll his eyes. Typical high school girl, immediately thinking that he feels threatened by her looks. Unfortunately for Temari, he is more than secure with his physical appearance... in fact, he borders on slightly narcissistic~! ♥ ]
If you're going to modify your uniform, do it a little more tastefully, otherwise I will advertise you like a pimp would a whore.
Feet on the ground, if you please. [ scribblescribble ]
I use needles to stab people, not to sew. [She was never taught how to sew, but that's not the point.]
If you're going to make us wear a uniform, you could've picked one that doesn't make me look like a nun. [Takes feet off the table, but sits on it instead.]
You have got to be joking. Do you really think I am so old fashioned that I would pick a uniform that would make you look like you are wearing a habit, or are you really that much of a tarlet... [ Itachi is saying all of this while rummaging around looking for the order form. When he finally does find it, his expression changes from one of bewilderment to rage. ]
THIS. ISN'T. WHAT. I. ORDERED.
[ Surely enough, his order of those nice, tasteful looking black and red uniforms have been switched out with a significantly cheaper, tres gauche uniform. It's... hideous. A deformed version of what he ordered. So much so that Itachi can actually justify Temari's drastic alteration.
...But who on earth would do this? It's a children's school uniform, for the love of God! ]
...You know what? I've decided you can wear your uniform like that until we get the proper ones in. [ twitchtwitch ]
THIS. [ Itachi slams down the order form and motions to a girls' school uniform with a nice short skirt, yet still long enough to cover the rear, and a short-sleeved Japanese-style uniform top in black and red. ] Is your school uniform.
THAT. [ Points at the... monstrosity that was sent in its place... ] Was what was sent.
[Oh, Temari's wearing it to school. She's even showed up 5 minutes early to music class, leaning back on her chair with her feet up on the desk. She's just.. modified the uniform a little. Cut off most of the skirt and the shirt sleeves, spray painted her nice new leather shoes red, and 'forgot' to do up most of her shirt buttons.]
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Just because he was in Tyrannical Dictator Mode didn't mean he wouldn't at least allow some slack on the leash. Some. Besides, if she wanted to look like a whore whose base of operations was behind a 24 hour taco stand that reeked of grease and the cook's sweaty armpits, that was her choice. Hopefully she at least had the sense to charge more than 5 bucks for a handjob. Probably not. ]You're making it quite obvious that you're open for business after school, given your state of alteration on your uniform. I'll put a notice up on the bulletin board advertising your sex services for those who may be interested. Lots of lonely students and teachers here, you know. Especially the nerds smothered in pimples with bad breath and excessive body hair. And then we ( ... )
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..... What the fuck :| Are you jealous because I'm prettier than you?
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If you're going to modify your uniform, do it a little more tastefully, otherwise I will advertise you like a pimp would a whore.
Feet on the ground, if you please. [ scribblescribble ]
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If you're going to make us wear a uniform, you could've picked one that doesn't make me look like a nun. [Takes feet off the table, but sits on it instead.]
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You have got to be joking. Do you really think I am so old fashioned that I would pick a uniform that would make you look like you are wearing a habit, or are you really that much of a tarlet... [ Itachi is saying all of this while rummaging around looking for the order form. When he finally does find it, his expression changes from one of bewilderment to rage. ]
THIS. ISN'T. WHAT. I. ORDERED.
[ Surely enough, his order of those nice, tasteful looking black and red uniforms have been switched out with a significantly cheaper, tres gauche uniform. It's... hideous. A deformed version of what he ordered. So much so that Itachi can actually justify Temari's drastic alteration.
...But who on earth would do this? It's a children's school uniform, for the love of God! ]
...You know what? I've decided you can wear your uniform like that until we get the proper ones in. [ twitchtwitch ]
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... Okay then. [She would've done that anyway :|] Wait, these aren't our proper uniforms??
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THAT. [ Points at the... monstrosity that was sent in its place... ] Was what was sent.
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