[DO THE MONSTER MASH] 006

Oct 31, 2010 18:23

[THIS IS A VOICE POST you poor things.]

BWAHAHAHA GIMME YOUR BLOOD!!!!

[Gilbert's decked out in the whole Dracula getup. Hair slicked back, pointy fangs, the whole shebang. HEY HE ALREADY HAS RED EYES, WHY NOT!!! IT'S LIKE HE WAS BORN TO DRESS UP LIKE THIS.]

HELL YEAH I AM THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!! [Pause.] Well, okay, you know, not a VAMPIRE ( Read more... )

this is halloween, i'm a bitchin' vamp, sup i am awesome

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vertulpen November 1 2010, 04:06:54 UTC
[the sound of Thijs slamming his journal closed over and over because of the volume]

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brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 04:20:20 UTC
[ JUST FOR YOU, THIJS, HAVE INSANE LAUGHTER ]

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[voice] vertulpen November 1 2010, 04:24:02 UTC
If you don't cut that out you'll have sweets where you've never had them before.

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[VOICE] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 04:35:16 UTC
. . . Hair?

ANYWAY, AS INTRIGUING AS IT SOUNDS, I DON'T THINK I WILL.

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[voice] vertulpen November 1 2010, 04:37:39 UTC
You must be very curious!

[HE HAS A NAME]

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[VOICE] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 04:58:58 UTC
I am, but maybe it's just the fumes around you making me!

[SO]

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[voice] vertulpen November 1 2010, 05:08:38 UTC
Well if you don't have any guts and you'd need something extra like that to try something new . . . !

Sure you don't want to visit the greenhouses?

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[VOICE] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 05:16:18 UTC
HEY I GOT PLENTY GUTS, I'll try ANYTHING NEW!!!

.. Isn't that where you keep the - NOT THAT I'M SCARED OF IT OR ANYTHING. FINE, I'LL SHOW YA; I'LL GO.

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[voice] vertulpen November 1 2010, 05:21:56 UTC
I'll be waiting!

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[VOICE] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 05:39:52 UTC
GOOD, 'CUZ I'M ON MY WAY

[and off he goes to the greenhouses]

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[voice] vertulpen November 1 2010, 06:28:20 UTC
[And he's not sitting there just a bit creepily tending to his geraniums. . . the fanged ones.]

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[ACTION] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 06:58:06 UTC
[wow Thijs that's kind of really fucking creepy]

[BURSTS INTO THE GREENHOUSE LIKE A BOSS - HOPES IT's THE RIGHT ONE] ALRIGHT, FLYING DUTCHMAN, HERE I AM!!!

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[action] vertulpen November 1 2010, 07:05:44 UTC
[Oh please you'd be creeped out by the pansies.]

[Gilbert have a pot of geraniums thrust into your hands while he gets a few 'supplies']

[They're very affectionate, and so are the tentacula, which should be poking at your toes right about now]

Ugh you are the loudest human being on the planet.

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[ACTION] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 07:21:00 UTC
[HEY those little flower things can be REALLY CREEPY OK]

HUH-- [fumbles with the pot and then--] OWW, YOU STUPID PLANT, I'M THE VAMP, I'LL DO THE BITING [BITES GERANIUMS BACK]

[looks down] ...YOUR PLANTS ARE MOLESTING ME, NAD AM NOT

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a;lskdjfa;lsdj [action] vertulpen November 1 2010, 07:40:28 UTC

[Okay so - OH YOU SO DID NOT JUST BITE HIS FLOWERS - and he drops his pipe to snatch them away. . .]

[. . .only to have his helpful tentacula catch the pipe and put it back in his hand after he sets the geraniums down, at the same time the vines Gilbo's ankles a tight squeeze. . .]

Sit.

[And the vines tug Gilbo's feet out from under him a little violently; he drops something small and rolled up into Gilbo's lap before settling down on the grassy ground as well.]

Relax.

[translation: shut-up]

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mwahahaHAHAHAH [ACTION] brbplayingrisk November 1 2010, 07:52:28 UTC
[yeah good you take your cruddy plants away WHO WANTS THEM AND THEIR BITING WAYS ANYWAY wow that was a lot of "way"s HAHA MADE A FUNNY]

[glares down at the vines then at Thijs] OW, wha--

[and he's SWEPT OFF HIS FEET by some freaking VINES of all things, GOOD LORD; lands on his butt rather hard] OOF!! [rubs butt] HEY, careful with the goods!

Relax, my ass. [inspects object before he has a TA-DAH moment] OH SO THIS - so what do I just - [makes unsure hand motions]

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