[THIS IS A VOICE POST you poor things.]
BWAHAHAHA GIMME YOUR BLOOD!!!!
[Gilbert's decked out in the whole Dracula getup. Hair slicked back, pointy fangs, the whole shebang. HEY HE ALREADY HAS RED EYES, WHY NOT!!! IT'S LIKE HE WAS BORN TO DRESS UP LIKE THIS.]
HELL YEAH I AM THE BEST VAMPIRE EVER!!! [Pause.] Well, okay, you know, not a VAMPIRE
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ANYWAY, AS INTRIGUING AS IT SOUNDS, I DON'T THINK I WILL.
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[HE HAS A NAME]
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[SO]
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Sure you don't want to visit the greenhouses?
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.. Isn't that where you keep the - NOT THAT I'M SCARED OF IT OR ANYTHING. FINE, I'LL SHOW YA; I'LL GO.
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[and off he goes to the greenhouses]
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[BURSTS INTO THE GREENHOUSE LIKE A BOSS - HOPES IT's THE RIGHT ONE] ALRIGHT, FLYING DUTCHMAN, HERE I AM!!!
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[Gilbert have a pot of geraniums thrust into your hands while he gets a few 'supplies']
[They're very affectionate, and so are the tentacula, which should be poking at your toes right about now]
Ugh you are the loudest human being on the planet.
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HUH-- [fumbles with the pot and then--] OWW, YOU STUPID PLANT, I'M THE VAMP, I'LL DO THE BITING [BITES GERANIUMS BACK]
[looks down] ...YOUR PLANTS ARE MOLESTING ME, NAD AM NOT
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[Okay so - OH YOU SO DID NOT JUST BITE HIS FLOWERS - and he drops his pipe to snatch them away. . .]
[. . .only to have his helpful tentacula catch the pipe and put it back in his hand after he sets the geraniums down, at the same time the vines Gilbo's ankles a tight squeeze. . .]
Sit.
[And the vines tug Gilbo's feet out from under him a little violently; he drops something small and rolled up into Gilbo's lap before settling down on the grassy ground as well.]
Relax.
[translation: shut-up]
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[glares down at the vines then at Thijs] OW, wha--
[and he's SWEPT OFF HIS FEET by some freaking VINES of all things, GOOD LORD; lands on his butt rather hard] OOF!! [rubs butt] HEY, careful with the goods!
Relax, my ass. [inspects object before he has a TA-DAH moment] OH SO THIS - so what do I just - [makes unsure hand motions]
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