二十六 [Video]

[brbmodernizing]

[The video turns on to Japan, sitting on the floor of all places, and surrounded by items creatively wrapped in whatever he could find and make use of. He seems to be working on another, though it is off screen.]

Ah, hello, everyone. The holidays often leave me quite busy. Christmas will soon be here and over, and I will be quite involved in

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey! Commercial break wasn't over!

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[brbmodernizing]

This is not a broadcast. Do you not realize the situation? Can you not read such an obvious atmosphere?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

If I put some effort into it, maybe.

[ instead he starts humming "Jingle Bells." ]

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[brbmodernizing]

[face... in hands...]

We will not be able to move until...

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ HUMMING JINGLE BELLS MORE LOUDLY. ]

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[brbmodernizing]

...such a thing cannot be ignored forever...

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Not forever! Just until I can maneuver enough to cut it down for my arch.

[ and yet, he's not moving. sob. ]

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[brbmodernizing]

Will that work?

[actually he wonders if you can move it.

lmfao there are going to be fifty million at the end of this.]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Usually I'm standing off to the side when I move 'em. I've never tried under it--

[ trying move out of the way and being shocked painfully. ]

GYAAAAAAAA! JESUS THAT HURTS!

[ sitting back under the mistletoe grimly. ]

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[brbmodernizing]

[STARES...]

Are you alright?! Was it not moved quickly enough?!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

I think plants just really like to hurt me.

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[brbmodernizing]

Perhaps with proper Japanese spirit--!

[HE GRABS HIS SWORD AND SLICES AT IT... bzzzzzzzt]

U-uwaaah!!! he drops his sword. ow.

there are now like. three of them.]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Let's try the American way!

[ SHOOTS THEM OFF THEIR STEMS.

Shock.

There's probably six or something now. ]

...Well at least I'm gettin' a lot of material for my Free Love arch.

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[asideglance]

I do not believe it works that way!

[TRIES TO JUST THROW ONE but wincing more shocking. Okay this is hopeless. Are there 12 yet.]

S-such a method does not work!

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Yes. And America starts softly singing The Twelve Days of Christmas.

DISTRACTIONS FOREVER. ]

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[asideglance]

[America don't you understand it's about to be the 12 days of kissmas... DO SOMETHING.

DO SOMETHING HEROIC.]

Does the number of mistletoe reflect...--?!