fourth wall post [2]

[brbmodernizing]

Ah... how familiar, this feeling. Perhaps it is simply my imagination.

[And he goes back to, oh you know, stacking his doujinshi into boxes...]

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[thesoundofbells]

[There is a white cat on top of a box.

It gives you one of those condescending cat looks and turns away.]

[brbmodernizing]

[C-cute... walking towards]

Ah... a cat?

[thesoundofbells]

[Turns arounnnnd...

and meows sarcastically.]

A bit slow on the uptake, aren't you?

[brbmodernizing]

T-the cat talked!!

[thesoundofbells]

Indeed. [srsly just kind of staring with that look that says: you moron. orz Japan your adorable kitty is not...so much.]

[brbmodernizing]

[It's okay the kitty is still adorable even with that look]

How fascinating. Where do you come from, Mr. Cat? Ah, what is your name?

[thesoundofbells]

[Instead of answering, he begins washing itself. Lick lick lick... and finally around a mouthful of fur:]

I was once many things, and now I am only several. You may call me Mogget, the servant of Abhorsen.

[brbmodernizing]

Mogget-san.. It is.. ah.. nice to meet you.

[thesoundofbells]

A pleasure, I'm sure. [Notice how he doesn't ask you who you are? But there's a pause in the licking, and then he affixes Japan with a green-eyed stare.]

An explanation seems to be in order.

[brbmodernizing]

...Explanation?

[thesoundofbells]

[STARE]

I trust a native ought to know why I've arrived here, without my Abhorsen. Even one as slow as yourself.

[brbmodernizing]

[LMFAO WHAT IS THIS CAT EVEN]

I apologize, I do not understand.

[thesoundofbells]

[IT IS RUDECAT YOU DO NOT NEED TO UNDERSTAND

Anyway this time lol Mogget will just sort of roll his eyes idk how a cat manages that but he DOES and space his words out nice and slow, like talking to a particularly slow child.]

Very well, one question at a time then. Where are we?