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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything

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[Okay so he's lost for so long and then he hears this voice speaking as if he's supposed to know what's going on. He looks around a little and frowns.]

...Excuse me?

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...

Denmark-san?..

[blameshimself]

Russia-san? Are you referring to one of the personified countries here?

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Um... yes. Do you know of him?

[Are these voices coming from this box AHH WHAT IS THIS]

[blameshimself]

Yes, I know of him. There's quite a few personified countries here and from the sound of it, you're one as well. Am I right?

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...Yes. I am Japan.

Do you know where we are, then? Mister....?

[sing_bluesilver]

Wow, you speak Japanese pretty good!

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Well, I hope so... I am Japanese.

[Because if this is a citizen saying I am Japan would complicate things wouldn't it? Still... box... talking to him. He's staring at it.]

[sing_bluesilver]

But you speak it better than I do!

[ Of course, a ten year old speaks Japanese better than Ryuichi when he's not on stage BUT we're not gonna go there. ]

Are you one of those countries that think they're people?

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[He's sort of startled for a minute. Well, whatever this is, it's strange.]

Ah, well, I am the country of Japan. Yes.

And you are?

[sukimahag]

My, yet another nation. We seem to be building quite the varied collection.

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...Collection?

[sukimahag]

I felt calling you 'a set' would be too disrespectful of me.

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...

[cccpfuckyeah]

Dobro pozhalovat, Япония!

(ooc: Welcome, Japan!)

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. . . !

[Ohgod I'm just going to stay silent and try to figure out where you areeee.]

[cccpfuckyeah]

Are you alright, Япония? I know you're there!

I can hear you breathing.

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[Ignore the icon, my voice is calm and collected.]

What--

Show yourself!..