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[brbmanlytears]

how do I get this thing to stop calling me Bug Catcher Neku

bad enough I have to carry this stupid net around

[ooc: Neku is indeed a bug catcher 'cause I'm mean. he's not terribly far up the route out of New Bark in case you want to actionspam and laugh at him.]

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[Action]

[kungfumaniac]

[Chie is totally laughing at him. Do you hear her? 'Cause she is.

She's wearing her awesome Cool Trainer outfit.]

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[brbmanlytears]

[She's getting SUCH A GLARE I hope there are trees in this spot because Neku is sitting under one while he messes with his 'gear. And glares at her.]

This is why you're Chuckles, Chuckles.

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[kungfumaniac]

[Chie will lean against that tree, looking over his shoulder at whatever he's doing.]

At this point? Totally worth the nickname.

[Action]

[brbmanlytears]

[HE'S TEXTING OKAY and dicking around with settings to try and get rid of that nickname. Don't make him throw his big silly hat at her.]

Shut up.

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[kungfumaniac]

Never.

[Nudging his giant hat. Just to annoy him.

Also is that movement in the tree above them? Whatever could it be~]

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[brbmanlytears]

[That's it, he is chucking the hat at her.

MYSTERIOUS MOVEMENT.]

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[kungfumaniac]

[She dodges like the master martial artist she is!

A wild CATERPIE appears! Right by Chie's head.] "Caterpiee~~"

[Excuse Chie as she screams at the top of her lungs and runs to hide behind a tree a few feet away.]

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[brbmanlytears]

[DANGIT Neku is halfway to his feet to go retrieve his dumb hat when SUDDENLY THERE'S SCREAMING? He jumps, twisting to watch her run away like a chicken.]

The hell?

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[kungfumaniac]

G-g-g-g-g-g-giant bug! Right behind you! Make it go away!

[Jesus, those things were giant in real life. Except they are only a few inches big.]

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[brbmanlytears]

[And then Neku turns. And lays his eyes upon this giant bug.]

Whoa - [See Neku backpedal. It's not like he hasn't seen much more terrifying things, but IT'S BIG AND IN HIS FACE and he doesn't like big things in his face very often.

After a minute, Chie gets an over-the-shoulder smirk. Look, he's smiling.]

You're afraid of bugs?

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[kungfumaniac]

Sh-shut it! Just, just get rid of that bug, okay!?

[She picks up rocks and twigs and are throwing them in the general direction of the tree. She needs more ammo, more ammo...

Woops. That wasn't a rock she just threw. Ping~ The pokeball twitches on the ground, the Caterpie having been sucked in by the red light.]

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[brbmanlytears]

[He would have almost laughed if he hadn't been distracted by the sudden need to DUCK AND COVER. Which he does. Which is how he winds up sitting next to the pokeball when it drops to the ground, eying it.]

Way to go, Chuckles. You caught a giant bug.

[Action]

[kungfumaniac]

[A second ping and the ball stops moving. The Caterpie doesn't jump out. She. actually caught it.]

Oh come on. This is so not fair.

R-right! There's got to be a way to release it, right!?

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[brbmanlytears]

[Neku just shrugs. He'll be here, settling back into his seat from before. Your troubles are silly, Chie.]

I dunno. It might get comfortable in there.

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[kungfumaniac]

It better not!

[sighoasdg whyyyyyyyy? she is going to dig through her backpack now, searching for that damn handbook.

AHA! flipping through pages for a section on how to release a pokemon.]

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[brbmanlytears]

[Texting derp derp. Occasionally he glances up to watch her fret.]