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[brbgoing2russia]

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school

[commentboxtroll]

[SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T AN ENCLOSED CLASSROOM?

SO, Caesar couldn't help but notice the girl sitting behind him has a deadly weapon on her desk. This is an uncomfortable situation. Thus, he raises his hand, trying to get the attention of the teacher.]

May I move to a different seat? Charlie has a crossbow.

[Too bad for him, the teacher is a drone. Haha, Caesar, what a joker, of course he can't switch desks.]

school

[brbgoing2russia]

[HEY CEASER that's offensive. She's a professional. ]

Hey! What's the deal?

[commentboxtroll]

[Yyyyeah, he'll believe that when he sees it.]

You really don't... [Really, Charlie. Really?] The deal is you have something with an arrow in it vaguely pointed in my direction.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh. Dude. Sorry! Why didn't you just say so? [And she turns the crossbow to point at herself She's got this down.]

[commentboxtroll]

... [It has got to be the teleporting that makes her and Viki such airheads.] And now you're going to shoot yourself by mistake instead of me.

[brbgoing2russia]

No, it's cool, I've got a healing factor.

[commentboxtroll]

So you want a crossbow bolt through your chest.

[brbgoing2russia]

Hey! Putting words in my mouth, not cool.

[commentboxtroll]

It's more or less what you implied already, that you don't mind getting a crossbow bolt through your chest because you'll heal.

[brbgoing2russia]

Well it would suck, but it sucks less than me shooting you.

[commentboxtroll]

Just unload the bolt already, Charlie. No one is going to be comfortable around that thing in class.

[brbgoing2russia]

Yeah, okay, but don't come crying to me when aliens attack the town and I can't help anyone because I don't have a crossbow. [sob she's unloading it though]

[commentboxtroll]

If you're so slow at reloading that thing that you need to leave a bolt in it, we'd be doomed after the first shot.

[Good, good, now no one has to lose an eye.]