action/phonecall | that awkward moment when a redheads suddenly chilling in your house

[brbgoing2russia]

[action a-morning-your kitchen]

[There's a little explosion of pink fluffy air, and Charlie's sitting kicked back in a chair at the kitchen table, looking totally cool with everything. Nope, it doesn't matter who you are or where you are, if she's met you or not. She's just chillin' there like she belongs there. ]

[action b-midday, your living

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A - In the Kitchen, on the counter.

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain had just left the room, and left the fridge door open.

There's already two empty beers on the kitchen table and a lot more in that fridge.

He's probably going to come back for his third or fourth breakfast beer soon.]

[brbgoing2russia]

[WOW CAPTAIN, you really shouldn't leave the door open like that. She goes to close it-- and, well, by the sight of the inside of the fridge, she sure knows whose house she's in.

She looks around to make sure the coast is clear. ....And then starts pouring bottles down the drain. And refilling them with water. He'll never know.]

[heartstar_blues]

[Of course until he comes back to get another beer.

After a bit, probably too late to save any of the beer, she'll hear his grumbling.

Think fast Misfit, The Captain is about to enter the kitchen.]

[brbgoing2russia]

[By then she's back on the counter, looking totally innocent!]

[heartstar_blues]

[Pauses with his empty beer bottle, seeing her there.]

Hey kid, what brings you around?

[brbgoing2russia]

Not much, just bouncing around.

[heartstar_blues]

Great, sounds like a good time or something.

Don't mind me.

[He leaves his empty bottle by the others, and snags a new beer. Twisting off the top while watching her.]

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh yeah, it's a rockin' time.

[Ladedahdeda, totally innocent!]

[heartstar_blues]

Keep up the good work...

[Tilting his head back and pouring the foul tasting water down his throat.

Coughing and choking as he's surprised.]

[brbgoing2russia]

[Looking TOTALLY INNOCENT AND CONCERNED]

Is everything okay?

[heartstar_blues]

[Going to buy it.]

Yeah... ☠☠☠☠.

Someone's ☠☠☠☠ with me.

[brbgoing2russia]

What? No way! Maybe it's the town again!

[heartstar_blues]

Maybe, or one of those ☠☠☠☠.

I'll figure out who and I'll beat them with their own ☠☠☠☠ arm.

[brbgoing2russia]

... Wow. Sounds scary.

[heartstar_blues]

It should, I wonder how many bones a person has. I hope enough for each bottle they messed with.

[brbgoing2russia]

... So, is now a good time to remind you you're a good guy and you shouldn't be breaking bones?