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[brbgoing2russia]

So, when you have a birthday here, does it count or what? If I ever get home, can I update my iSpace page with a big one-seven?

Is there even anything cool about that? No. I didn't think so.

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[tenebrousking]

Seventeen is the age at which you're officially old enough to be declared 'Totally Awesome Cool Pokemon Trainer'.

Happy birthday. I'll send a bottle of champagne over later.

[brbgoing2russia]

No one's gonna ask me if I'm a boy or a girl, are they?

Uh- I mean, thanks.

[tenebrousking]

...What?

If you're fishing for birthday compliments, I can assure you that your femininity is quite apparent.

[brbgoing2russia]

Nothing. Forget I said anything.

[tenebrousking]

Perhaps a bottle of champagne isn't enough? Shall I treat the lovely lady to a dinner, perhaps?

[brbgoing2russia]

[oh god she can't tell if you're serious or not in person OVER THE PHONE IS TEN TIMES WORSE.]

Uh- no, that's okay.

[tenebrousking]

L'Déplaisant opens late on weekends, I believe.

[brbgoing2russia]

Oh, that's cool. [You're just stating a random fact right]

[tenebrousking]

It is, isn't it? I could make reservations now, if you care to.

[brbgoing2russia]

No! That's totally fine, you don't have to!

[tenebrousking]

Ah, but I wouldn't mind a bit. Consider the meal entirely on me.