[phone]

[brbgoing2russia]

Just so you all know, I'm a superhero! Not a - a- oh my god, I'm not a hooker or something! Who even thinks that!

[AND SHE SLAMS DOWN THE PHONE.]

Comments

[xuffasch]

It really, really worries me that you have to make that differentiation.

[brbgoing2russia]

Does this happen to other people? Do people mistake Wonder Woman for a street walker?

[xuffasch]

Tch. If they do, they probably don't live long enough to tell of it.

[brbgoing2russia]

[Is that a fangirly sigh? Yup. That's a fangirly sigh.] Yeah, you're right.

[lunawolves10th]

What is a hooker?

[brbgoing2russia]

NOT ME.

[lunawolves10th]

That's hardly the question I asked. Can you clarify this slang?

[brbgoing2russia]

Is this really happening? You're not even like 12-- like! You know! A girl who does dirty things for money!

[heartstar_blues]

What? ☠☠☠☠...

Why are you making a call about this?

[brbgoing2russia]

I just thought it might be an important clarification to make!

[heartstar_blues]

How does that sort of thing ever come up?

[brbgoing2russia]

Well apparently some people mistake perfectly awesome superheroes for streetwalkers.

Come on this didn't even happen to POWERGIRL, and I don't think she's ever worn pants in her life!

[iflifehadaface]

"LOOK! OKAY? GIVE ME A BREAK! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN A GIRL WEARING "A COSTUME" IS ON THE SIDEWALK LATE AT NIGHT, HUH?!!"

[brbgoing2russia]

THAT'S THE LAST THING YOU SHOULD THINK!

[iflifehadaface]

"WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! I'M NOT THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE, OKAY?! TORONTO DOESN'T HAVE THE CLEANEST OF STREETS, EITHER! IF A GUY SAYS, "HE'S SORRY!" THEN OH GEE I DUNNO, MAYBE HE'S "SORRY"?!"

[brbgoing2russia]

I JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS I'M NOT! I can't believe you even thought that, oh my god I just can't--

This kid says I should kick you.

[bro_thel_fist]

You sound kinda young for prostitution.

How old are you?

[brbgoing2russia]

That's because I'm not!

16.

[bro_thel_fist]

Woooooah. Yeah, you're too young to be doing things like that. Can get someone arrested.

[brbgoing2russia]

Great! Now I'm creating the crime I'm trying to destroy!