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[Hello Mayfielders! Are you out in the middle of the night? Perhaps walking down a dark alleyway? Stumbling home drunk from the bar?

Never fear, because BATGIRL is here. And out way past her bed time. You can meet her A here, out on the streets in the middle of the night, or

B. Sneaking back into her bedroom window at 1645 Albright Lane. ...

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[iflifehadaface]

[Have a hapless idiot walking the streets during his usual midnight constitutional. He will look up and notice the strange shadow prowling about the streets. Hmm, that's odd. Usually it looks more like a gorilla than a female body. Wait a tic.. Is that a chick in a super hero costume?!

Gasp! That's so hot!]

[brbgoing2russia]

[Don't mind her, she's just your friendly neighborhood fake batgirl, bouncing over in a nice puff of pink smoke.]

Hey, is everything alright? It's pretty late to be out, dont'cha think?

[iflifehadaface]

[He's too transfixed with the fact that there is a young girl in costume standing before him.]

"Uhh.. Yeah.. Late out.. Yup.."

[brbgoing2russia]

[She's snapping in his face to get his attention now.]

Uh- You're not a zombie or anything, right?

[iflifehadaface]

"Zombie? Why? You aren't from "The Walking Dead" are you?"

[brbgoing2russia]

No? I'm Batgirl, duh!

[iflifehadaface]

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"Lady of the Night", right?"

[brbgoing2russia]

Uh, yeah, sure.

[iflifehadaface]

"Whoa, really?

Umm.. I don't really go for "street walkers" if ya' know what I mean. That outfit's is kinky and all but uhh.."

[brbgoing2russia]

Woah, wait, no! I mean I'm batgirl!

[iflifehadaface]

"Ri~ght." And I suppose for a nominal fee I can be Batman? As much as I wouldn't mind being Bruce Wayne and getting into the dark and freaky with you, I don't want anything falling off, ya' know?

Well.. ermm.. That's kinda' mean for me to assume. You're just doing your thing and all. I don't REALLY think you've got some hideous STD or any thing like that! Just, I'm really cautious and don't really have the money to support that kinda' gig. Unless you're offering a discount or something. Are you? God I haven't been laid in forever.."

[Wha.. What? Is he tearing up? Yeah, just great, now you've got the kid looking a tad bit more than sad. What a wishy washy wussy.]

[brbgoing2russia]

Uh- Bruce Wayne? Yeah, I guess he's kind of a cool guy and all that, but-- Oh my god please tell me you aren't talking about what I think you're talking about! I'm like 16! I'm Batgirl! I don't do that! I fight crime!

[AND SHE'S BACKING AWAY FROM HIM SO QUICK.]

[iflifehadaface]

"What? 16? Isn't that illegal?! I mean, I kinda' was dating a 17 year old last year, so that isn't so bad..

There's no way you're Batgirl! You don't even look asian! Besides, if you're Batgirl then I'm the freakin' Riddler!"

[brbgoing2russia]

I'm not that batgirl. Geez. I know you're not the Riddler! I just ran into him!

[iflifehadaface]

"... Wait, what? I was only joking about the Riddler. There's no Riddler here. That's impossible."

[brbgoing2russia]

Uh, yeah there is. Did you miss the tacky green suits or what?