Feb 04, 2009 23:01
Well now! I must say, this is an entirely unexpected predicament. I’d ask if I died and if this is Hell, but I highly doubt Hell would be a city with a rather annoying clock.
…I take that back. The more I hear it, the more it convinces me otherwise.
In any case, I suppose I should start with the general questions, no?
”Where is this place? Why am I here? And is there anyone available to answer me?”
In case it needs to be stated, I am Colonel Jade Curtiss, Third Division, Malkuth Imperial Forces.
I’d say it’s a pleasure... but that would imply that I intend to be friends and make merry.
And I’m just so terrible at lying. ♥