l[ V I D E O ]l - Two

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[ A very disappointed Paola is on screen, looking slightly annoyed. ] Does anyone know how to repair a tear?

[ The camera pans down to her dress which is torn on the side all the way up to her hip, leaving her voluptuous legs for all to see.]

Comments

[havemyflaws]

[Kara raises an eyebrow as she watches the video.]

You're frakking kidding me right?

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Kidding? Does this look like a joke?

[havemyflaws]

Gods damn; it's sewing. It's not hard - the library has books about it.

[If pilots can sew, anyone can sew.]

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This is my favorite dress. If I were to work on it, I'd ruin it.

[havemyflaws]

Looks like you ruined it already.

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Not if someone sews it up well.

[havemyflaws]

Better find yourself a damn good tailor.

[Another look at the screen.]

And hit the gym pretty soon.

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[ Staring in awe at the screen. ] I beg your pardon?

[havemyflaws]

Hit. The. Gym.

[Lords, it's worse than talking to some of her slower nuggets at flight school and on Galactica.]

Tone up, from what I'm seeing [which is a lot because that's a hell of a tear] you need to get on that.

Reeeeoooowwww hiiiiiss. /backraise

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I assure you I'm in the most fit of shape.

Maybe I should show you.

[havemyflaws]

You can go ahead and try but you're going to end up with more than just a ripped up dress.

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[ She smirks.] I'd be more worried about your face.

[havemyflaws]

I've had my nose broken before and I've taken on way bigger and better than you. Boxing's a big thing in the military where I'm from.

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[ She laughs. ] Broken noses imply you'd be able to walk again.

[havemyflaws]

[And yeah, she's just going to laugh here.]

You want to go a round, that's fine, just don't expect me to help you to a damn doctor or care when you cry.

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Then you can expect the same.