(This guy isn't known for his reliability, so FOOTNOTES! [[[Well, more like side notes, really.]]])
Part 1: The Basics
What is your full name? Loki
Where and when were you born? A long, long time ago in Jotunnheim
Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.) Laufey was my mother and Farbauti my father. She was a Vanir and he was a Jotunn. They were nice, I guess.
Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? Only one, Byleistr, unless you count Odin but he's not my brother anymore [glares].
Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people. Until very recently, I lived in a cave with Sygin and Narvi. Apparently, now I live on the meme. [[[Narvi is the name that he gave to the snake.]]]
What is your occupation? I like to describe myself as a wanderer. [[[Meaning, he steals stuff.]]]
Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. I'm 7 fod tall, I think and I'm a red-head. I don't think I need anyother distinguishing marks. [[[7 fod = 7 feet = 2m17]]]
To which social class do you belong? What?
Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? No.
Are you right- or left-handed? Ambidextrous.
What does your voice sound like? What's with all the personal questions?
What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? Are going to gone for much longer?
What do you have in your pockets? I don't HAVE pockets.
Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? Look, why don't you aska bard? I'm tired of this.
Part 2: Growing Up
(After much convincing, Loki has accepted to answer the rest of the questions.)
How would you describe your childhood in general? Like a childhood.
What is your earliest memory? My mother.
How much schooling have you had? None.
Did you enjoy school? Didn't go.
Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? On my own.
While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them. No.
While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? Fine.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Tall.
As a child, what were your favorite activities? Fun.
As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? Same as now.
As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like? No, people and fine.
When and with whom was your first kiss? Baldr, there was booze involved.
Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? I'm married and have 7 kids, one of which I bore myself. Does this answer your question?
If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today. yes, No, Maybe, cross out the useless answers.
Part 3: Past Influences
(Hopefully without sulking, this time.)
What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Baldr dying. You know, because of that cave thing.
Who has had the most influence on you? Probably Odin, but don't tell him I said that.
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Inventing the net, or making my own rune, or getting Albrect's ring, or...
What is your greatest regret? Baldr dying, for the same reason as I said before.
What is the most evil thing you have ever done? I don't do "evil".
Do you have a criminal record of any kind? You could say that.
When was the time you were the most frightened? I'm never frightened.
What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? One word for you: Sleipnir.
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? Baldr dying, same reason.
What is your best memory? That's personal.
What is your worst memory? That thing with the cave and the snake.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? Run that past by me again?
What is your greatest fear? Haven't got one.
What are your religious views? Uh?
What are your political views? Uh?
What are your views on sex? It's fun.
Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? Yes. I'm not too good with that morality stuff.
In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? I don't know.
Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? No.
What do you believe makes a successful life? Fun, fun and more fun.
How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? Completely. [[[Not at all.]]]
Do you have any biases or prejudices? Not that I can think of.
Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it? No.
Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)? My family.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how? I am perfectly nice with everyone I meet. [[[Liaaaaaaaaar.]]]
Who is the most important person in your life, and why? No one. [[[And again.]]]
Who is the person you respect the most, and why? Me. [[[Same.]]]
Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people. No. [[[Yet ag-, actually, no that's right.]]]
Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person. I'm married, technically, but I don't love her.
Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. No, it's personal. [[[It ended in pain for all parties involved.]]]
What do you look for in a potential lover? Nothing in particular.
How close are you to your family? I haven't seen them in other a millenia, but I'd die for them.
Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not? Yes. There's Fenrir, Jormungard, Hel, Sleipnir and those other guys too.
Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? No one. I don't need help. [[[Probably his family or a friend of his]]]
Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why? No, because so far no one has been able to.
If you died or went missing, who would miss you? Speaking from experience? No one.
Who is the person you despise the most, and why? Heimdall. He's going to kill me. I think that's apretty good reason.
Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? Argue, but only if it's funny.
Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? No.
Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not? Not really. My experience with mobs isn't exactly happy. On the other hand, mobs are easy to influence.
Do you care what others think of you? No.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes? Reading. [[[Lies! That's me. His are fighting, cheating people and lying.]]]
What is your most treasured possession? Haven't got one.
What is your favorite color? ... I like red?
What is your favorite food? Alcohol.
What, if anything, do you like to read? A bit of everything.
What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)? Something that doesn't involve me gettig hurt.
Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit? Not right now.
How do you spend a typical Saturday night? What's a saturday?
What makes you laugh? Everything.
What, if anything, shocks or offends you? Nothing.
What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? Read. [[[Poke people, steal, lie and generally being an ass]]]
How do you deal with stress? I don't stress.
Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? My plans tend to backfire on me, so second option, please.
What are your pet peeves? Odin.
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted? I don't have a normal routine.
What is your greatest strength as a person? So many to chose from!
What is your greatest weakness? I don't have one.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I like myself the way I am.
Are you generally introverted or extroverted? Err, what?
Are you generally organized or messy? Pretty messy.
Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. Too much trouble.
Do you like yourself? Yes.
What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...) I'm not "heroic", you'll be looking for Baldr here.
What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? Live forever.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Not dead.
If you could choose, how would you want to die? I'm not sure I can chose, but if I could, I'd want to die doing something fun.
If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. Party, bother Odin and say goodbye.
What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? Tough choice, that.
What three words best describe your personality? I am me.
What three words would others probably use to describe you? Depends who you ask.
If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...) Man, watch out for those plans of yours, they tend to back-fire a lot.