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[antitimelord]

It's that time again...maybe? Instead of the Pub being at the End of the Universe, the end of the universe is at the Pub! In the form of the ever-apocalyptic (and festive!) Zagreus. B| Who hates Christmas. And may have incapacitated the Pub's owner, once again. Oops. Which makes the...decorations that much more noteworthy, you know, for all their

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[dragonessa24]

[Guess who still has that AWESOME BLUE CLOAK FROM LAST YEAR. Yep. And also a basket full of delicious German chocolate things.]

[antitimelord]

[Excellent. A PROPER gift. How hard was that, people?] Good to see I'm not the only person who understands Christmas.

[dragonessa24]

I'm sure no one understands it quite like you. [Yeah, there's no way not to giggle at that hat.]

[antitimelord]

[At least there's no bell?] Well, I admit I'm fuzzy on some points.

[dragonessa24]

[I'm sure we can do something about that.] I would be happy to elaborate. Chocolate Santa? [Yes, it has a bell.]

[antitimelord]

...How gruesome. I like it. [Bell, wrapper, and a chunk of Santa are rapidly done away with, thankfully to different locations. Better grab the bell before it's lost to the sands of time or something.]

[dragonessa24]

[With Ianto-like powers of tidying up, she takes the bell and wrapper for safekeeping.] Is it? I hadn't thought of it that way. Another favorite of mine are the little brandy-filled chocolate barrels. [Yes, you can have some of those too.]

[antitimelord]

[Astonishing. You're a modern marvel.] Alcohol in chocolate? It really is Christmas.

[dragonessa24]

Well you know, we Germans are the paragon of efficiency and all. [pulling out more from the basket] Oh, these have eggnog in them! And here's a super bitter chocolate Santa, would probably go well with proper brandy.

[antitimelord]

[Zagreus is starting to think that basket might be bigger on the inside. He also might be plotting to steal it.] ...Is there proper brandy IN there?

[dragonessa24]

[It's just a large basket, promise. And she's holding onto it with her life. No stealing.] No, sadly not. Do you have any at the bar?

[antitimelord]

[What a pity.] Good point, well made. To the bar!

[dragonessa24]

[Woohoo!] I'll just have a small one though. And you can have the whole Santa, I'll stick to my tree cake.

[antitimelord]

...Tree cake? [I HATE TREES B|]

[dragonessa24]

It's just called that in German, it doesn't actually have anything to do with trees. But I wanted to try dipping it in brandy. [HERE YOU WERE GOING TO EAT THIS SANTA]

[antitimelord]

[Let it never be said that Zagreus is uncooperative. Because, oddly enough, he really isn't. He takes a moment to respond, eating candy rather amiably.] ...Best of luck with that, then. I expect everything's better dipped in brandy, but that's just a guess.