Stolen from the Josh of Fugate
Set your iTunes (or Winamp in my case) to Shuffle (as it always is). Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions:
What do you think of me, iTunes (or Winamp)?
Dead or Alive - You Spin me Right Round
(I think you're cheesy and I'm pretty sure you starred as an extra in The Wedding Singer.)
Will I have a happy life?
Nightwish - The Kinslayer
(Yes, but you will fulfill your life by killing your family)
What do my friends really think of me?
Children of Bodom - Somebody Put Something in my Drink
(You're a party pooper.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Aerosmith - Dream On
(HAHAHAHA)
What should I do with my life?
Damn Yankees - High Enough
(Join a cheesy supergroup with some former members of Styx, then make a music video where you repel bullets with the power of your rock.)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Green Day - Basket Case
(Cuz you're retarded, duh.)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Powerman 5000 - Operate, Annihilate
(Be a black widow and kill after sex.)
Will I ever have children?
Joe Satriani - Bamboo
(Yes but they will be pandas.)
Will I die happy?
DJ Tiesto - Clockwork Orange
(You'll be brainwashed to think so.)
Can you give me some advice?
Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
What do you think happiness is?
Korn - Adidas
(Sex while wearing soccer shoes.)
What's my favorite fetish?
Into Eternity - Isolation
(Masterbation.)
Am I a complete freak?
System of a Down - Violent Pornography
(Utterly.)
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What do you think of me, iTunes (or Winamp)?
Dead or Alive - You Spin me Right Round
(I think you're cheesy and I'm pretty sure you starred as an extra in The Wedding Singer.)
Will I have a happy life?
Nightwish - The Kinslayer
(Yes, but you will fulfill your life by killing your family)
What do my friends really think of me?
Children of Bodom - Somebody Put Something in my Drink
(You're a party pooper.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Aerosmith - Dream On
(HAHAHAHA)
What should I do with my life?
Damn Yankees - High Enough
(Join a cheesy supergroup with some former members of Styx, then make a music video where you repel bullets with the power of your rock.)
Why must life be so full of pain?
Green Day - Basket Case
(Cuz you're retarded, duh.)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Powerman 5000 - Operate, Annihilate
(Be a black widow and kill after sex.)
Will I ever have children?
Joe Satriani - Bamboo
(Yes but they will be pandas.)
Will I die happy?
DJ Tiesto - Clockwork Orange
(You'll be brainwashed to think so.)
Can you give me some advice?
Smashing Pumpkins - Zero
What do you think happiness is?
Korn - Adidas
(Sex while wearing soccer shoes.)
What's my favorite fetish?
Into Eternity - Isolation
(Masterbation.)
Am I a complete freak?
System of a Down - Violent Pornography
(Utterly.)
\m/