At the current moment I hate people. Yes, people in general. Well, no, actually. Just people who don't get "it" and stupid Hialeah Hoochies (ooo, good IHOP name) who don't know how to fucking drive and think that they are the princess of the world. ARGH. Anyway, enjoy:
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If this dude put it up on Ebay instead, he'd be a millionaire...I wonder if he read it before turning it in....
From TVGuide.com:
SMUGGLED: A 40-year-old pedestrian milling about in eastern England discovered two unbound copies of the new Harry Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, dumped in a field. The books, which don't arrive in stores until June 21, are being returned to the publishing company. An investigation into their apparent theft is underway. Also discovered in the field: Michael Jackson's old nose, Paula Abdul's cochlea and Alan Thicke's missing teeth.
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From NY TIMES:
Please Pass the Parma Ham
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/06/opinion/06TUE4.html?thMissing in Action: Truth
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/06/opinion/06KRIS.html?thMan on Horseback
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/06/opinion/06KRUG.html?th ~*~
What do you think?
You are Cyclops!
You are attractive and strong, in a boy scout
republican sort of way. You are set firm in
your beliefs, which is not necessarily a bad
thing. But often when faced with a conflicting
opinion you become defensive and angry and
prone to conflict. You like to be a leader,
but you must acknowledge that there are some
situations which others are better fit to deal
with than yourself.
Which X-Men character are you most like? brought to you by
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