Because you know you want it...

Oct 13, 2004 21:36

Greetings My Fellow Americans! Some updates on me, because your life revolves around ME! (Actually, I just need another outlet to continuously speak.)

Update 1:
The other day before abnormal child psych, alexi228 and I decided we'd make good roommates. Then our class started discussing health care costs and how the health care system sucks while the one in Canada rocks. Which prompted the following:

Alex: We should move to Canada.
Me: Yes and then we can smoke pot.
Alex: And we can say "Eh."

We were amused. I'll bet our professor is irritated by us. Then our professor said that if you move to Canada and want to work, it has to be because there is no one else in Canada who can do the job as well as you can. Thank God for IHOP - we can all move to Canada! No one can whore it up like us!

Update 2:
Remember the doggie we found? We got in touch with the owner! YAY! Doggie saved and is now home with his family. The guy was very appreciative and brought us three big potted plants as a thank you. The plants are boo-ti-ful and are quite fragrant. Yay for helping people and doggies!

Update 3:
The UM shuttle drivers are bitches and assholes (with 1 or 2 exceptions). Today I was on the shuttle from Stanford circle to the Ponce garage. The Bitch (aka driver) was stopped at the light at Stanford and Ponce. An elderly man talked her through the passenger window, requesting to be let onto the shuttle. She denied. "I can't pick up at the corner." She repeated that a million times, saying he needed to walk to the Mahoney-Pearson stop. The man said that he has trouble walking and just wanted to get on the shuttle. But she didn't let him on! GAH! STUPID COW! It's not like she was going out of her way. She was STOPPED at a light! He was elderly. The poor man walked away and you could truly see that it was hard for him to walk. Why do people have to be such assholes? Ugh. I wish bad vibes on her. Bitch.

Well, that's pretty much all. At least, anything of any interest/amusement. Ta-ta!

ihop, amusement/jokes, um, bitchfest

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