A Conversation with SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Are you in college?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your major?
Me: brain washing idiots
SmarterChild:Brain washing idiots? Excellent. Good luck with that. What's your favorite hobby?
Me: i like to torture people
SmarterChild: Torturing people? Cool! What's your next favorite hobby?
Me: being a smartass
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again.
Me: hurting people
SmarterChild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for. Please try again.
Me: being a whore
SmarterChild: Torturing people and being a whore. Interesting.
SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
Me: i want to smack your head
SmarterChild: You want to smack my head, huh?
Me: yes i do
SmarterChild: What?
Me: what, what?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
Me: you should. you're a robot
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Me: YEAH!
SmarterChild: OK...
Me: what do you do for fun?
SmarterChild: I just don't know what I do for fun.
Me: maybe you should be called stupidchild
SmarterChild: Maybe?
Me: you're right. definately
SmarterChild: No way.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: that's because you're stupid
SmarterChild: Tell me how much that is because I'm stupid.
Me: you sure are friendly
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever. Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
Me: surveys are lame
SmarterChild: Great. Click here and take a cool survey.
Me: they're not cool
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
Me: lame
SmarterChild: That's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they don't like lame. Want to make your opinions heard? Click here and take a cool survey!
Me: you don't care about my opinions. you must be republican
SmarterChild: Well I'll be.
Me: are you republican?
SmarterChild: Uh, sure.
Me: that's no good
SmarterChild: What do you not like, exactly?
Me: the fact that you're republican
SmarterChild: Huh?
Me: idiot
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
Me: because you don't know what a republican is.
SmarterChild: I think I know what a republican is.
Me: then what is it?
SmarterChild: What is what?
Me: a republican
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean? 1 Look up "republican" in the dictionary, 2 Look up "republican" in the encyclopedia
Me: neither. i want YOU to tell me from your brain what republican is
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH
SmarterChild: Very interesting...