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[brazilianbabe]

LETTERS TO MY BODY!

Dear right index finger,

I am sorry you got caught in the car door and everything, but get over it, and stop being a little bitch. Stop hurting.

No pity,
Rest of Self

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Dear vagina,

I am glad you are not a penis.

Much love,
Rest of Self

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Dear libido,

STOP! YOU MAKE ME LIKE PEOPLE I SHOULDN'T!

No love,
Rest of Self

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Dear stomach,

I hate you.

- Rest of Self

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Dear feet,

I have been working you hard lately. I am sorry. I promise no more heels for a week.

Sympathetically yours,
Rest of Self

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Dear brain,

*dead*

- Rest of Self

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Dear heart,

You suck. Really.

No <3,
Rest of Self