I'm creating this reclist basically to put together all of my favs and easily find them later to re-read whenever I want to. Also, so I can share all of them with who's in search of a good story to read. I'll keep adding things here as time goes on!
I really do love all of them (so much), but the ones marked with a (♥) are my personal favs. And I'll just put them in order of word count.
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rebel rebel by
BasicBathshebaBaz Pitch loves, in no particular order: David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow. (15 chapters / 183k / rated T)
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Game / Set / Match by
NineMagicksIt's the beginning of the end for former up-and-coming tennis sensation, Simon Snow. He used to care about his career, and thought he might actually make something of himself - but as always, he was left eternally chasing Baz Pitch's shadow. Now, these two once-bright stars are on collision course to meet at the tennis calendar's most prestigious event, the Watford Open. (20 chapters / 121k / rated T)
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Holding Out For A Hero by
sconeloverSimon Snow is just like everyone else. He has a job managing a bakery and dirty mugs piling up in his room. Except for just one thing: he moonlights as a superhero, The Golden Blade, official protector of Watford City. And a new nemesis has arisen: the sinister, mysterious Vampire. (25 chapters / 93k / rated T)
Keep Calm by
araliasThe kidnapping attempt fails, but it's not the Mage's only scheme. Eight year begins. Tyrannus Basilton Pitch returns for the start of the term - and finds his roommate missing. (6 chapters / 69k / rated T)
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So This is Christmas by
KrisRixSimon Snow hasn't got a clue as to why he doesn't want to fight his vampire nemesis to the death. All he's got is a stupid plan to pretend that he and Baz are dating so that The Mage won't make them fight. Baz Pitch has got an envelope bursting with money and a burning desire to enjoy whatever time he can with the boy he loves. (6 chapters / 57k / rated T)
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Local Hero by
BasicBathsheba and
breadofgodThere is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football. (18 chapters / 56k / rated T)
Nothing Equals the Splendor by
mostly_maudlin (added: march 2022)
There are no prophecies to follow, no destinies foretold. Where better to find purpose than a nationally televised baking competition? A Great British Bake Off AU. (10 chapters / 52k / rated T)
Take on Me by
BasicBathshebaBaz Pitch is an overworked uni student who -- between his heavy course load and his shifts at his aunt's bookstore -- is stressed all the time. But when Simon Snow, a lit student with a short temper who's trying to distance himself from his bad history, starts working at the bookstore, Baz's life gets infinitely more stressful. (10 chapters / 49k / rated T)
The Truth Will Set You Free by
sorbriquetteSimon casts a truth spell on Baz that only works if the target has something they want to tell you but won't. They can't stop telling the truth until they confess what they want to. (10 chapters / 45k / rated T)
No Tomorrow by
Spockzilla (added: march 2022)
"Why didn't you wake me?" I growl into my pillow.
"It's not my job to wake you up. Get an alarm clock, you fucking numpty," he snaps. I wonder if super hearing is a vampire thing.
Groundhog Day AU. (13 chapters / 42k / rated T)
Classroom Politics by
araliasThe Old Families still see Simon as their enemy and they're quite willing to quote obscure magickal law to stop him ascending to Mage. Simon's never backed down from a challenge, though, or let anyone stop him doing what he needs to to. He's not starting now. Even if it means going back to school. (10 chapters / 40k / rated T)
Love Is Always in Style by
rainbowbazWhen Simon gets offered a job at the glamorous, high-fashion Natasha Magazine, he can hardly believe his luck. But being assistant to the complicated, rude, and quite frankly beautiful Editor-in-Chief Basilton Pitch makes his job a lot more difficult than he expected. (10 chapters / 39k / rated T)
This Must Be The Place by
BasicBathshebaSimon is stuck in juvenile care over the summer. He's lonely, disillusioned, and desperate to talk to Penny. But when he makes a Snapchat to try to contact her, he ends up talking to the most unlikely person. (12 chapters / 36k / rated G)
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network connectivity problems by
BasicBathsheba[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:45): i mean like, how should i fix this
BAZ PITCH: (10:46): Why would I know?
[UNKNOWN NUMBER]: (10:46): you're tech support?
BAZ PITCH: (10:47): I most definetely am not. (13 chapters / 35k / rated T)
Give 'em hell, kid by
fox_pitchTOUR ANNOUCEMENT: The famously theatrical pop-punk quintet BAZ PITCH AND THE DARK CREATURES have announced a five date UK tour fresh off the release of their debut album CATACOMBS (4* review, page 17). Simon Snow, folk punk newcomer, to support. (10 chapters / 34k / rated T)
All this soulmate shit by
half_witchSimon has learned to despise his 'evil anti-friendmate' Baz despite being connected to him through magic their entire lives. From sharing luck at ten years old, to mind reading at twelve, and the Red String of Fate at twenty. But this year, the magic is out of their control and seems hellbent on bringing them closer together - even if it kills them. (7 chapters / 31k / rated M)
Hang the Moon by
aralias (added: march 2022)
Fighting one war is bad enough; three is almost impossible. That's why, when the Old Families offer the Mage a deal that will put an end to their conflict, he accepts. Simon's only going along with his part in it because he's the Mage's Heir and he has to. (4 chapters / 29k / rated T)
Madly On by
saltfromtheseaIt's been six years since Baz and Simon broke up, six years since Baz went off the map. For all intents and purposes, they're out of each other's lives. But when chance--and maybe a little bit of fate and Penelope Bunce--throws them back together, they have to face the things that made them split up in the first place...and decide once on for all if they really are meant to be apart. (8 chapters / 27k / rated T)
A Room Just for Two by
KrisRixEight weeks into their final year at Watford, Baz finally returns--and he's riddled with nightmares. Simon, for more reasons than he'd like to think about, has been sleeping poorly too. Their room atop the tower becomes a place where they can talk and ache and profess and yearn, slowly, slowly. (10 chapters / 23k / rated T)
Sweet Dreams by
annabelleluxSimon comes back to eighth year with persistent nightmares, and Baz just wants to help by spelling him with Sweet Dreams. But when Simon's nightmares about the Humdrum start becoming romantic dreams about his nemesis... he gets suspicious. (4 chapters / 23k / rated T)
An Academic Offensive by
SHARKMARTINIIn which Simon and Baz share a room at the top of a tower, hate each other's guts, and reluctantly form a truce. Teaching assistant AU. (1 chapter / 19k / rated T)
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Afterhours by
annabelleluxSimon Snow and Baz Pitch are notoriously the worst uni roommates that have ever roomed together. Luckily, they've nearly survived the year, if only they can get through one last night... which would be easy enough, if they didn't happen to be hanging out at the same club. (3 chapters / 14k / rated T)
I Believe This Is Yours by
BasicBathshebaWhen you lose things, it ends up with your soul mate. Simon's soul mate loses a book a day. Baz's soul mate never loses anything. (1 chapter / 13k / rated G)
Mind Games by
BasicBathshebaSeventh year Watford students are required to take part in the eighth year Psychology of Magick lab studies. Simon loves it. Baz hates it. But when they get paired together for a school project that requires deep, personal conversation, little do they know, there's more to the project than just getting to know each other. (1 chapter / 12k / rated G)
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Mine right now by
f-ing-ruthless-baz, read by
BazzyBelleSometimes I think I might not even have a soulmate. If I do, I'd feel sorry for the poor bastard, at any rate. Stuck with me. Really, I'm sparing him a lifetime of misery with me by not seeking him out. He should send me a fucking thank you card. Baz wants a distraction. Simon wants a choice. But what does want matter when it comes to fate? (6 chapters / 3-3.5 hours / rated M)