"*I* work for the government because I sit home and collect the government check!"

[brazenxvirtue]

Fri: Learned a Scottish Reel. I feel so cool and nerdly.
Sat: Get paid for layin' in the shade. So(The)Incredible(s)
Sun: Panic. No FLICKS for me.
Mon: Massacre.

Now: I have witnessed the ultimate spectacle. :oD

More when my time isn't consumed.