"The Utah Jazz is to basketball as Utah is to jazz."
I don't know where I got this quote. I want to say from a book that I read. In fact, I want to say from the book
Guns, Germs, and Steel. The problem with this assertion is the quote has no business being in a book about the rise and fall of civilizations.
My consultation with Google was unhelpful, unless you consider "Your search - 'Utah Jazz is to Basketball' - did not match any documents." to contain elements of speech valuable to humans. I would be better served with
an ascii middle finger inscribed within a
tag.