Poetry Slam Pet Peeves Volume MMMXII
- Poets who dress up by putting on a wrinkled-ass button up shirt.
- Reciting poetry being referred to as "spitting"
- Poets who go on the road and think you should instantly think they're rad just because they are on the road.
- Poets who ask to book a show but don't tell you when they'll be near your city.
- "Go in"
- Poets who can't sing trying to sing the blues.
- Harmonicas. You are not C.R. Avery.
- Name dropping other poets in your poems.
- Asking the DJ to play a beat for you but not asking them about it before the show.
- Reciting poetry being referred to as "spitting"
- Poets who go on the road and think you should instantly think they're rad just because they are on the road.
- Poets who ask to book a show but don't tell you when they'll be near your city.
- "Go in"
- Poets who can't sing trying to sing the blues.
- Harmonicas. You are not C.R. Avery.
- Name dropping other poets in your poems.
- Asking the DJ to play a beat for you but not asking them about it before the show.