Fresh Pome: “Nova” Took Two Ativan Before Her Shift

[braz_king]

“Nova” Took Two Ativan Before Her Shift

I dated a Chinese guy one time
He was pretty weird…
Met him at a restaurant
And he was cute
So I gave him my number.
He starts texting right away, asking me out
Asking me out, asking me out!

Hong Kong is China right? Or, wait, Japanese?

So anyway we went out and partied…
And I had a good time but when we went to bed
I said, “don’t cum in me
Cause I’m not using anything”
But he came in me anyway -
What a fucker!

It’s cool though cause I had Plan B
And I bled
So it worked

But then I got pregnant
Fuck, and he starts texting again
Asking, did I get pregnant, did I get pregnant?
That’s fuckin’ creepy, right?

I got an abortion anyway
I was seeing a guy at the time
We didn’t have a label or nothin, but still
I didn’t want to get messed up in all that shit
So I got an abortion anyway.

I just gotta ask
Are you gonna want a dance?
Or at least buy me a vodka and cran?