RRRGH!
Know what I hate? Tonberries! Wanna know why? Keep reading!
So I got my motorcycle and rode up to the mountains outside the Forgotten Capital to do a little rock-smashing, 'cause it's fun, right? I got pretty far away from my bike when I see something green out of the corner of my eye. I turn around and there it is--a Tonberry, short and green and knife-carrying and everything. He wasn't really paying attention to me, but my awesome Warrior Instincts told me he was gonna be trouble if I left him alone. So I ran up and nailed him with a huge kick, and he went flying in a random direction with this weird lizard-y Tonberry yell. I knew he was gonna survive, 'cause Tonberries can stand up to a lot of punishment, right? So he was outta my way, and I got back to training and smashing.
Turns out I should've paid attention to what direction I hit him in. A few hours later, I got tired and headed for my bike, and then I saw it: IT WAS IN RUINS. It was as if all the parts had been taken off the bike and sliced up one at a time! And what was sticking out of the fuel tank? Yep, a Tonberry knife. He must've landed nearby and put two and two together. I looked all around for the Tonberry, but he was long gone...not only that, but when I tried to pull the knife out of the fuel tank, it made a spark and blew the whole thing to hell. And whaddaya know, the explosion sent ME flying. Karma sucks, right?
So I'm out one motorcycle, I had to walk home with the few parts that might still be usable, my brothers laughed at me, and now I have to build another bike myself and I have zero money. Dammit dammit dammit!
Okay, there IS one good thing. I still have that Tonberry knife. According to legend, Tonberries are really good at making knives, and they make 'em out of this weird metal that only they seem to be able to get at. The metal's really heavy, though, so that makes it tough to use. So what you get is this knife that doesn't need sharpening and can take almost anything out with one hit--but it's hard to hit with since it's so tough to use. I'm not gonna use it, though, 'cause knives are stupid. Truth be told, this thing's nasty. It creeps me out. I think I might end up selling it for bike part money.
So what do you think, guys? Wanna buy this knife? Or help me figure out how I'm gonna afford a new bike? Or just cheer me up 'cause today really sucked?
So I got my motorcycle and rode up to the mountains outside the Forgotten Capital to do a little rock-smashing, 'cause it's fun, right? I got pretty far away from my bike when I see something green out of the corner of my eye. I turn around and there it is--a Tonberry, short and green and knife-carrying and everything. He wasn't really paying attention to me, but my awesome Warrior Instincts told me he was gonna be trouble if I left him alone. So I ran up and nailed him with a huge kick, and he went flying in a random direction with this weird lizard-y Tonberry yell. I knew he was gonna survive, 'cause Tonberries can stand up to a lot of punishment, right? So he was outta my way, and I got back to training and smashing.
Turns out I should've paid attention to what direction I hit him in. A few hours later, I got tired and headed for my bike, and then I saw it: IT WAS IN RUINS. It was as if all the parts had been taken off the bike and sliced up one at a time! And what was sticking out of the fuel tank? Yep, a Tonberry knife. He must've landed nearby and put two and two together. I looked all around for the Tonberry, but he was long gone...not only that, but when I tried to pull the knife out of the fuel tank, it made a spark and blew the whole thing to hell. And whaddaya know, the explosion sent ME flying. Karma sucks, right?
So I'm out one motorcycle, I had to walk home with the few parts that might still be usable, my brothers laughed at me, and now I have to build another bike myself and I have zero money. Dammit dammit dammit!
Okay, there IS one good thing. I still have that Tonberry knife. According to legend, Tonberries are really good at making knives, and they make 'em out of this weird metal that only they seem to be able to get at. The metal's really heavy, though, so that makes it tough to use. So what you get is this knife that doesn't need sharpening and can take almost anything out with one hit--but it's hard to hit with since it's so tough to use. I'm not gonna use it, though, 'cause knives are stupid. Truth be told, this thing's nasty. It creeps me out. I think I might end up selling it for bike part money.
So what do you think, guys? Wanna buy this knife? Or help me figure out how I'm gonna afford a new bike? Or just cheer me up 'cause today really sucked?