[Police Report]
(OOC: I don't know how real police reports are written so let's overlook that eh?)
Location: little market in the cheaper part of town
Time: About 4pm- 5pm, just know some time after my break
So I'm in patrol and decide to get myself some tucker since I didn't get time to during my break. I found Biff mad as a cut snake, ready to cut off my donger becuase I left the window open while he was dozing. Well how was I supposed to know he got into a blue with the neighbours cat and the critter had some sort of vendetta against him? Turns out the feline climbed into our room and banged up Biff pretty bad. Fact of the matter, i had to calm the little bastard down and take him back home during my break.
So I was hoping to get a bite to eat, maybe a sanger or something, when I spotted a preggo sheila trying to cross the street. She looked like she was struggling so I offered my help. Now let me tell you, I thought she was a shiela but I guess the moustache should have given her away...or him away. She struggled and yelled as I was trying to help her and the tousling caused her wig to fly right off! It would have been bloody hilarious if the watermelon hadn't fallen out of the blokes dress, revealing a swaggie just trying to steal tucker from an honest business.
Bloke tried to shoot through like nothing had happened but I put the cuffs on him and drove him to the station. I understand if a poor bloke if starving, he'll do stupid shit to get himself anything to eat, so go a little easy on him eh?
From the desk of Officer Logan Mortlock
Location: little market in the cheaper part of town
Time: About 4pm- 5pm, just know some time after my break
So I'm in patrol and decide to get myself some tucker since I didn't get time to during my break. I found Biff mad as a cut snake, ready to cut off my donger becuase I left the window open while he was dozing. Well how was I supposed to know he got into a blue with the neighbours cat and the critter had some sort of vendetta against him? Turns out the feline climbed into our room and banged up Biff pretty bad. Fact of the matter, i had to calm the little bastard down and take him back home during my break.
So I was hoping to get a bite to eat, maybe a sanger or something, when I spotted a preggo sheila trying to cross the street. She looked like she was struggling so I offered my help. Now let me tell you, I thought she was a shiela but I guess the moustache should have given her away...or him away. She struggled and yelled as I was trying to help her and the tousling caused her wig to fly right off! It would have been bloody hilarious if the watermelon hadn't fallen out of the blokes dress, revealing a swaggie just trying to steal tucker from an honest business.
Bloke tried to shoot through like nothing had happened but I put the cuffs on him and drove him to the station. I understand if a poor bloke if starving, he'll do stupid shit to get himself anything to eat, so go a little easy on him eh?
From the desk of Officer Logan Mortlock