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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One had no eyes and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight.
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One had no eyes and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A mute onlooker shrieked in fright,
And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight.
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!