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so I explored a lil on this comp. I went to video.google.com to see if I could watch some movies...this comp is great for that so that didnt work out. I went to type in nightmare before christmas and all the stuff that has been searched before popped up...it was crazy kids were searching up lesbian whores and stuff like that when they were on this comp. THATS INSANE. so ya im back to this and playing around on xanga and multiply. I wish I had a movie to watch..hmm sex in the city episodes sound really tasty right now. I could sure go for that right about now. I wonder what I look like right now. I didnt straighten my hair I didnt put anything in it I just washed it and tied it up. It feels gross...I know that one for sure. URGH I wonder if someone else can sign on this comp and I could get on there account so I can use myspace cuz this is crazy...I need myspace. ITS SO ENTERTAINING....wow...look how desperate and sad I am. pssht
Dang myspace and it being pretty much amazing. So everyone should comment back on me and get xangas just so I can talk to them because ya...YAY im listening to the audition right now and I really like um. There super nifty. hmm lets see if they even have solitare on this comp.hmm well they have powerpoint BUT NO SOLITARE...so that probably means no pinball either...pssht pants. Im wearing lots o pants right now and there really sad...actually I did layer my pants im wearing like 4 pairs o pants right now because its chilly in this place =) lol im such a cool kid and you all know it foooo shoooo
I told shannon on a myspace comment that I would write about her in here. SO I AM...well shannons real name is cashew and she used to live in a village very far from here in a land unknown to humans. In the land unknown to humans she ate koalas and panda bears and listened to her coconut player and jammed with the poopaloopas the other tribe of " cocamungos" that lived in the land unknown to humans also. Shannons species is best known as himynameiscashewandiwearcrazypants.They are hunted for their skins and toenails. They make good scarves....and good prostitute skirts but were not going to go into that part right now. One day Cashew was on her way to buy poop socks and to meet up with her loopas at the local mcdonalds...but on the way she tripped and fell into a ditch that had a lot of pointy rocks. Luckily for Cashew AKA BEER her head caught her fall and she only had partial brain damage. As she got up she slipped and tripped on a pinapple ran her head into a tree mangos fell from above and landed on her legs breaking them both in 4 places and a axe went flying and cut off her arm...but o no cashew was still alive and kickin it with her home gs....but that was soon to change when her mom would step on a crack and brake shannons back....the stepping on the crack didnt kill shannon but the giant rampaging elephant that crushed shannons body to a lifeless pulp did. THE END....I like my story I thought it was kinda hot...dang we could make a porno out of that.
O LETS WRITE A STORY ABOUT KAT JAMIL AND KT...I would include shannon in my story but shannons dead....so I cant!
....shes probably going to be mad I didnt include her in the second story but thats okay cuz shes dead SAD ARENT YOU SHANNON HUH HUH ya well you should be....wanna cookie O WAIT YOU CANT EAT IT YOUR DEAD.....dead face
Welp now on to my second story
Once upon a time there was a cantelope named katherine...she was a beautiful cantelope that all loved and praised. Katherine had anything a cantelope could dream of! she had horses and donkeys lions and poopbears and an army of crazed pineapples { that she had secretly paid 4mil dollars to kill shannon} She was extremely happy. One day Katherines servents Jamil and Kt decided to murder Kat...well kat didnt like that no no no not one bit. SO she decided to murder them back. As kat sat in her throne thinking of ways to torture the "loving" servents to death...she chuckled as she thought of putting electric prrobes into Jamils penis whole. ooo silly me said katherine. At that moment KT walked into the throne room naked as a race horse on halloween eating easter cake monkeys.
Okay im going to interuppt my story because some creepy guy I dont know pointed at me and smiled....and giggled...okay now to get on with my story
"katherine guess what!" "what" [ at that moment kt pulls out a semi automatic shotgun and blasts that bitches head into oblivian] Jamil walks into the room unaware of KTs plan and gets in the way of kts crazily shooting and gets shot in the gonads and starts to bleed his baby juices everyone. OW that stung said Jamil oops says kt.... so then they decided to go cherry picking in the grove because thats just what people do after they get done killing there best friends. IN the grove Jamil slips and gets his eye caught on a cherry tree branch and needs kts help to get loose...kt has a GREAT idea...she pulls out her .9mm shotgun and says to Jamil to hold still OKAY says Jamil stupidly with a retarted look on his face happily smiling thinking that within minutes he would be free of the wretched branch that he had got into his eye. Can you fix my balls first says Jamil sure Says Kt and shes aims and fires are Jamils left nut. NEXT MY EYE says Jamil! KT shoots her gun but O NO O NO a gorilla starts eating kts face off right as she shoots the gun and whoops...there goes Jamils brains all over all those cherrys....now what are they going to eat? O LOOK....now jamil kt and kat are all dead with shannon...see shannon is not so bad being a dead face...BUT HAH LOOK WHO GETS TO EAT ALL THE COOKIES NOW CUZ IM ALIVE I DO I DO I DO...o and guess what your all in limbo and you have lice....ya...ps only one of you can shower a week...and pps......Jamil doesnt get to shower or wash his clothes or eat.....im sorry maybe if you would have been nicer god aka shibby wouldnt have been so mean to you...o and Jamil we need to go out for mcflurrys...O WAIT WE CANT YOUR DEAD....
pppppssssss...kt..I hope when you read this you do it out loud and you use expression in your voice...cuz i did when I wrote it...
THE END
hmm im such a good story teller =) dang
im going to go now im going to try to get someone to sign onto this computer with there name so I can get onto myspace because im an addict and I need my fix...kk byebye loves enjoy
-shibby
<3
you should critique my storys and let me know whats wrong and fix my grammer errors...that would be swell kids
Dang myspace and it being pretty much amazing. So everyone should comment back on me and get xangas just so I can talk to them because ya...YAY im listening to the audition right now and I really like um. There super nifty. hmm lets see if they even have solitare on this comp.hmm well they have powerpoint BUT NO SOLITARE...so that probably means no pinball either...pssht pants. Im wearing lots o pants right now and there really sad...actually I did layer my pants im wearing like 4 pairs o pants right now because its chilly in this place =) lol im such a cool kid and you all know it foooo shoooo
I told shannon on a myspace comment that I would write about her in here. SO I AM...well shannons real name is cashew and she used to live in a village very far from here in a land unknown to humans. In the land unknown to humans she ate koalas and panda bears and listened to her coconut player and jammed with the poopaloopas the other tribe of " cocamungos" that lived in the land unknown to humans also. Shannons species is best known as himynameiscashewandiwearcrazypants.They are hunted for their skins and toenails. They make good scarves....and good prostitute skirts but were not going to go into that part right now. One day Cashew was on her way to buy poop socks and to meet up with her loopas at the local mcdonalds...but on the way she tripped and fell into a ditch that had a lot of pointy rocks. Luckily for Cashew AKA BEER her head caught her fall and she only had partial brain damage. As she got up she slipped and tripped on a pinapple ran her head into a tree mangos fell from above and landed on her legs breaking them both in 4 places and a axe went flying and cut off her arm...but o no cashew was still alive and kickin it with her home gs....but that was soon to change when her mom would step on a crack and brake shannons back....the stepping on the crack didnt kill shannon but the giant rampaging elephant that crushed shannons body to a lifeless pulp did. THE END....I like my story I thought it was kinda hot...dang we could make a porno out of that.
O LETS WRITE A STORY ABOUT KAT JAMIL AND KT...I would include shannon in my story but shannons dead....so I cant!
....shes probably going to be mad I didnt include her in the second story but thats okay cuz shes dead SAD ARENT YOU SHANNON HUH HUH ya well you should be....wanna cookie O WAIT YOU CANT EAT IT YOUR DEAD.....dead face
Welp now on to my second story
Once upon a time there was a cantelope named katherine...she was a beautiful cantelope that all loved and praised. Katherine had anything a cantelope could dream of! she had horses and donkeys lions and poopbears and an army of crazed pineapples { that she had secretly paid 4mil dollars to kill shannon} She was extremely happy. One day Katherines servents Jamil and Kt decided to murder Kat...well kat didnt like that no no no not one bit. SO she decided to murder them back. As kat sat in her throne thinking of ways to torture the "loving" servents to death...she chuckled as she thought of putting electric prrobes into Jamils penis whole. ooo silly me said katherine. At that moment KT walked into the throne room naked as a race horse on halloween eating easter cake monkeys.
Okay im going to interuppt my story because some creepy guy I dont know pointed at me and smiled....and giggled...okay now to get on with my story
"katherine guess what!" "what" [ at that moment kt pulls out a semi automatic shotgun and blasts that bitches head into oblivian] Jamil walks into the room unaware of KTs plan and gets in the way of kts crazily shooting and gets shot in the gonads and starts to bleed his baby juices everyone. OW that stung said Jamil oops says kt.... so then they decided to go cherry picking in the grove because thats just what people do after they get done killing there best friends. IN the grove Jamil slips and gets his eye caught on a cherry tree branch and needs kts help to get loose...kt has a GREAT idea...she pulls out her .9mm shotgun and says to Jamil to hold still OKAY says Jamil stupidly with a retarted look on his face happily smiling thinking that within minutes he would be free of the wretched branch that he had got into his eye. Can you fix my balls first says Jamil sure Says Kt and shes aims and fires are Jamils left nut. NEXT MY EYE says Jamil! KT shoots her gun but O NO O NO a gorilla starts eating kts face off right as she shoots the gun and whoops...there goes Jamils brains all over all those cherrys....now what are they going to eat? O LOOK....now jamil kt and kat are all dead with shannon...see shannon is not so bad being a dead face...BUT HAH LOOK WHO GETS TO EAT ALL THE COOKIES NOW CUZ IM ALIVE I DO I DO I DO...o and guess what your all in limbo and you have lice....ya...ps only one of you can shower a week...and pps......Jamil doesnt get to shower or wash his clothes or eat.....im sorry maybe if you would have been nicer god aka shibby wouldnt have been so mean to you...o and Jamil we need to go out for mcflurrys...O WAIT WE CANT YOUR DEAD....
pppppssssss...kt..I hope when you read this you do it out loud and you use expression in your voice...cuz i did when I wrote it...
THE END
hmm im such a good story teller =) dang
im going to go now im going to try to get someone to sign onto this computer with there name so I can get onto myspace because im an addict and I need my fix...kk byebye loves enjoy
-shibby
<3
you should critique my storys and let me know whats wrong and fix my grammer errors...that would be swell kids