EWWW!!! Even though I lied about it to get that stupid ethics teacher in trouble, it turns out there are COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE student-teacher relationships going on!! Just look at this letter!
[BEHOLD! WENDY HAS SCANNED
THIS NOTE FOR ALL TO SEE.]
What a dirty old woman, tricking innocent young boys! What do you call those? Milfs? Cougars? You'd better hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your husband because she's probably touching everyone!