Rachael 's Top 10 Reasons Dumbledore/Snape should be Canon...

[bratty_jedi]

Rachael's Top 10 Reasons Dumbledore/Snape should be Canon...

1. mrstater likes the ship name Snapledore.

2. Remus: You deserve someone better than me. I'm too old for you.
Tonks: Too old? You've got just over a decade on me. Professor Dumbledore is more than a century older than Severus!

3. Uhhh.... Uhhh.... Uhhhh...

EDIT: Thanks to gilpin25, who will

Comments

[mrstater]

Sigh.

It was one thing when I created the Dobby/Kreacher ship.

It was another thing when Bill/Remus evolved into 17th Century Gay Werewolves In Drag.

But did you REALLY have to make it public that I sail the good ship Snapledore?

[bratty_jedi]

Would "yes" be the wrong answer to that?

I could black out you name if you'd prefer to remain anonymous. I'm sure not too many people have seen it yet.

[mrstater]

Does it make you think of bottled tea, Snapledore?

[bratty_jedi]

YES!

I was worried I was the only one.

[wildmagelet]

I was almost prepared to award Snapledore the best ship name until I became aware of the good ship Ronbledore. Which sounds like the name of a Disney cartoon, and yet is so, so disturbing.

[bratty_jedi]

Have NymphADORA Tonks and Albus DumBLEdore been given a ship name? If not I would suggest the Good Ship Adorable and also nominate that for sappiest/cheesiest ship name.

Not that I want to think about Tonks/Dumbledore. Just, when I read Ronbledore I got to thinking of how it sounded sort of like adorable and then Tonks popped into my head as a way to get that and I really should just stop my brain and its train of thought from wandering down these type of tracks before it gets this far.

[gilpin25]

Have you not noticed that mrstater is one highly disturbed human being when it comes to unlikely HP pairings? If you're not careful you'll be in the Snapledore Gang, like I seem to be somehow forever tarnished by association with Dobby/Kreacher! ;)

I've thought of another reason why Snapledore should be Canon - so we could all write lines like "Love means never having to wash your hair."

[mrstater]

Hey, I only brought up Snapledore because I signed up to rec at crack_broom and a Snape/Dumbledore spanking fic popped up on the f-list...

And you're really one to talk, O ye of the Good Ship HMS Lycanthropic Feline. ;)

[gilpin25]

Excuses, excuses... ;) I see they've got Ron/Draco today; is that Ronco or Draron, I wonder?

And you're really one to talk, O ye of the Good Ship HMS Lycanthropic Feline. ;)

A ship of culture, grace, tartan plaids, older-woman-younger-man, and lots of fur. As opposed to house elf slash which has housebound elfs.

Wondering if I can get a subtle hint of Remus/Minerva into my fic, actually. ;)

[mrstater]

A ship of culture, grace, tartan plaids, older-woman-younger-man, and lots of fur. As opposed to house elf slash which has housebound elfs.

Are you suggesting that there's more class in "Please, Miss, show us your cat" than there is in hard-working creatures who wear tea cozies?