Voice Post Meme Part I
I tried. I really, really tried. I tried three or four times, in fact. I kept running out of time! I cannot answer 13 questions in five minutes. Every time I tried, I would condense one answer and then end up rambling about something new in a different answer and I'd run out of time. I give up and have decided that the solution is to just make two voice posts. So here is Part I and Part II shall be up as soon as I finish formatting it is up here. That may be cheating, but it this case cheaters do prosper because it means I get more than five minutes to talk and y'all win because you'll get to hear the pear story in Part II. It's totally worth it.