Warning -Rant. May not make sense to many .
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Welsh took me out on a date to see King Kong .
I worked for a measley 3 hours on a busy busy day . It was sweet to be able to leave pretty much whenever I wanted !
Then my beloved Welsh picked me up to eat . yummy meaty chicken strips . Num Num . ( REAL chicken meat too yeehaw!)
AND I also got a huge toblerone bar and witnessed Welsh wolf down 4 chunks in less then 1 minute. ( I was impressed.. a little scared but still impressed )
There we are walking hand in hand ... ** I just want to say that even Cheekymama givin me her most awesome chocolate chip cookie recipe hasnt chippered me up yet .. or her calling me a Liberal Christian fire pint or something like that .. has yet to sink in and perk me up (end note) ** and we stroll into a nice unbusy theater , Welsh purchases our tickets and we wander off to get him his xtra large pop .
We find some comfy seats at a reasonable distance from the screen in a theater that is rapidly filling up . Im excited .. I cant quite recall the whole "King Kong " movie thing , I know theres a somewhat pretty blonde lady and some dinosaurs and Jack Black !! Oh oh and that somewhat handsome man with the lanky figure and the big nose ..
The lights dim and Welsh cuddles me up against him , his arm around me .
I wont ruin anything for anyone here but I have to say that this is the BEST movie I have ever seen . LoTR trilogy is not even equal , perhaps a close second . I adored this movie , make no mistake . But I truly wouldnt mind beating the f*** out of the folks that made it . This movie is roughly three hours long and I bawled through the last hour . Biting down on my coat (bundled up around me so noone could witness the disgusting display of me crying ) Welsh with his arms around me making soothing noises and rhythmically stroking my arms and back . I soaked up three thick napkins , my scarf , and part of Welsh's sleeve . We had the works here folks . Tears , runny mascara , red puffy eyes , swollen red cheeks( add running mascara-black) , running snot . You name it - I did it . Stupid F***ing Gorilla. To make matters worse .. it didnt stop , I had the shakes , I almost started making NOISE ! oh horror ! People ALMOST heard me balling ! I was using alot of self control to keep my teeth clamped on the wool of my coat , not allowing a moan or ( god help me) a shuddery scream sneak out . I was waiting for those really hard body wracking hiccups to start . IT was agonizing waiting for what you all know is going to happen - HAPPEN !
I was glad it ended . Really I was . If it dragged on much longer and I was still crying my ass off and scaring the 5 yr olds behind me then well .. I dunno what I would have done .
I had Welsh hussle me outta there after everyone left , and I had managed to calm myself down enough to walk straight . ( I think he was worried because he kept on offering me chocolate - which I didnt want .. oh now I see why he was worried ) I stuck to the shadows and even though it was gorgeous outside I had my scarf stuck to my face , only my freakishly green ( all the red puffiness around them caused em to glow or sumthin ) eyes visible . No way in hell was I going to let people see me , all red faced and swollen , it looked like someone had beaten me I swear !
After making it through starbucks for chai tea and the girl staring at my hideousness Welsh got us a cab and we got home .
Im still shaky from that poor beautiful gorilla. I HATE MOVIES $#^!$%&*#&%(#&^@%
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GO SEE IT ! ITS FUCKIN GOOD !!