ape - mwahaha
so yesterday i was rummeging through my AP english binder and i found this script that me and brenna had written. It was supposed to be a seen from Othello that was taking place in modern times, so we decided to use napoleon dynamite characters, hahah, i thought i'd share it with you all...
One day, Napoleon, captain and star of the tetherball team, asked Deb, his girlfriend and captain of the race-walk team...
N: Wanna play me?
D: Sure, but then i have to go meet pedro to help him with his presidential campaign....predro 4 prez!!
N: You spend so much time with pedro...Gosh!!
D: Well, ever since you kicked him off the tetherball team hes been really sad, i think you should reconsider.
N: He's such and idiot...NO!! besides, i heard he asked you to the dance, how could you do that to me after i caught you such a delicious bass?
D: What are you talking about? i never said i would actually go with him
N: But kip told me him and la fawndah saw you two making quesadillas (pronounced napoleon style) together.
D: I would never make sweet quesadillas with another man!!
N: GOSH!! kip is such a flippin idiot. uhhhh...
D: Do you believe me now?
N: Heck no - i gotta go feed Tine and Uncle Rico said we're going out for steak because la fawndahs in town...gosh, i'm so mad, give me my D-Kwon's dance grooves tape back.
D: i dont have it with me
N: Why?? does pedro have it??
D: i dont know, it just disappeared, i'll find it
N: well find it tonight, i need it so i can practice my mad skills...Kbye
Back at home as napoleon feeds tina, he beggins to plot his revenge on Deb and Pedro...
N: Tine you fat lard, come get you're dinner. What do you think i should do about deb. i know you're just a llama, but this is my plan... at tetherball practice, i break both her legs, that way she cant compete in her race-walk, this will make her pay for hurting my heart just as bad as my lips hurt without my chapstick...
HAHA, oh yes, good times, just thought i'd share
One day, Napoleon, captain and star of the tetherball team, asked Deb, his girlfriend and captain of the race-walk team...
N: Wanna play me?
D: Sure, but then i have to go meet pedro to help him with his presidential campaign....predro 4 prez!!
N: You spend so much time with pedro...Gosh!!
D: Well, ever since you kicked him off the tetherball team hes been really sad, i think you should reconsider.
N: He's such and idiot...NO!! besides, i heard he asked you to the dance, how could you do that to me after i caught you such a delicious bass?
D: What are you talking about? i never said i would actually go with him
N: But kip told me him and la fawndah saw you two making quesadillas (pronounced napoleon style) together.
D: I would never make sweet quesadillas with another man!!
N: GOSH!! kip is such a flippin idiot. uhhhh...
D: Do you believe me now?
N: Heck no - i gotta go feed Tine and Uncle Rico said we're going out for steak because la fawndahs in town...gosh, i'm so mad, give me my D-Kwon's dance grooves tape back.
D: i dont have it with me
N: Why?? does pedro have it??
D: i dont know, it just disappeared, i'll find it
N: well find it tonight, i need it so i can practice my mad skills...Kbye
Back at home as napoleon feeds tina, he beggins to plot his revenge on Deb and Pedro...
N: Tine you fat lard, come get you're dinner. What do you think i should do about deb. i know you're just a llama, but this is my plan... at tetherball practice, i break both her legs, that way she cant compete in her race-walk, this will make her pay for hurting my heart just as bad as my lips hurt without my chapstick...
HAHA, oh yes, good times, just thought i'd share