In Memory of Markie
The Cat Story!!
I was walkin along the road one day and i saw a kittie laying on the side of the road. So i went, Picked the kittie up and said "Hey kittie, (Slap), Wake UP!" But the kittie didnt wake up.. So i took out my knife and cut it all up.. And i took out the heart and i set it right there, and i took out the guts and i set them right there, and i did a lil indian dance (abbababbbabbabba) Then i put the heart back in and i fiddled with it, and i put the guts back in and I fiddled with them.. Then i took my needle and my thread out of my pocket and i sewed the kittie back up! IT TOOK 37 STITCHES!! Then i threw away the needle so no one would get HIV! then i put the thread back in my pocket.. And i said "Hey Kittie, (SLAP), WAKE UP!!!" and the kittie looked at me and went "Meow".. And i said "HOLY JEASUS CHRIST!! THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CAT WOKE UP!!"
In memory of chorus with markie..
I was walkin along the road one day and i saw a kittie laying on the side of the road. So i went, Picked the kittie up and said "Hey kittie, (Slap), Wake UP!" But the kittie didnt wake up.. So i took out my knife and cut it all up.. And i took out the heart and i set it right there, and i took out the guts and i set them right there, and i did a lil indian dance (abbababbbabbabba) Then i put the heart back in and i fiddled with it, and i put the guts back in and I fiddled with them.. Then i took my needle and my thread out of my pocket and i sewed the kittie back up! IT TOOK 37 STITCHES!! Then i threw away the needle so no one would get HIV! then i put the thread back in my pocket.. And i said "Hey Kittie, (SLAP), WAKE UP!!!" and the kittie looked at me and went "Meow".. And i said "HOLY JEASUS CHRIST!! THE GOD DAMN FUCKING CAT WOKE UP!!"
In memory of chorus with markie..