my morning racket
1. Wake up at 5:00am, go back to sleep
2. Wake up at 5:30am, go back to sleep
3. Wake up at 5:45am, go back to sleep
4. Wake up at 6:00am, give up
5. Call Delta to change morning flight to Savannah from 7:40am to 9:15am.
6. Hang up on Delta customer support rep who thinks that yelling at me will enable me to understand him (note to Delta, volume doesn't help when you can't understand what they are saying to begin with).
7. Call Delta back.
8. Successfully change flight, get in shower.
9. Respond to husband knocking on bathroom door and yelling "Delta is on the phone, your flight is canceled."
10. Get out of shower, dry off, call boss to let him know his flight is canceled too.
11. Call Delta to get on next flight to Savannah at 10:58am
12. Put on suit.
13. Call boss after receiving email from client that is expecting you tomorrow, not today.
14. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow.
15. Hang up on unintelligible customer "support" rep.
16. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow.
17. Hang up on unintelligible customer "support" rep.
18. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow and ask to speak to a "medallion ticketing" rep.
19. Get medallion rep, change flight.
20. Take off suit, put on jeans.
21. Get call from husband notifying me of a tornado warning.
22. Look out window, do not see tornadoes
23. Finish getting dressed and drive to work
24. Arrive at the office before anyone else
25. Discover wireless keyboard no longer linked to computer due to a power outage
26. Spend next 20 minutes figuring out how to re-link keyboard and mouse
27. Hit the reset button on the day and start over
2. Wake up at 5:30am, go back to sleep
3. Wake up at 5:45am, go back to sleep
4. Wake up at 6:00am, give up
5. Call Delta to change morning flight to Savannah from 7:40am to 9:15am.
6. Hang up on Delta customer support rep who thinks that yelling at me will enable me to understand him (note to Delta, volume doesn't help when you can't understand what they are saying to begin with).
7. Call Delta back.
8. Successfully change flight, get in shower.
9. Respond to husband knocking on bathroom door and yelling "Delta is on the phone, your flight is canceled."
10. Get out of shower, dry off, call boss to let him know his flight is canceled too.
11. Call Delta to get on next flight to Savannah at 10:58am
12. Put on suit.
13. Call boss after receiving email from client that is expecting you tomorrow, not today.
14. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow.
15. Hang up on unintelligible customer "support" rep.
16. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow.
17. Hang up on unintelligible customer "support" rep.
18. Call Delta back to change flight to tomorrow and ask to speak to a "medallion ticketing" rep.
19. Get medallion rep, change flight.
20. Take off suit, put on jeans.
21. Get call from husband notifying me of a tornado warning.
22. Look out window, do not see tornadoes
23. Finish getting dressed and drive to work
24. Arrive at the office before anyone else
25. Discover wireless keyboard no longer linked to computer due to a power outage
26. Spend next 20 minutes figuring out how to re-link keyboard and mouse
27. Hit the reset button on the day and start over